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View Poll Results: How do you cow tip?
I tip a cow every time, no matter what 1 12.50%
I tip a cow when I want to, but not always. Not necessarily a cow (a pig or a zebra, perhaps) 1 12.50%
I never cow tip 3 37.50%
I only cow tip when I see a particularly large or "fun to tip over" cow. 3 37.50%
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:15 PM
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how do you go about it?
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I take all my city friends out to cow tip when they come visit me. It is really fun after a good rain or when the bull is roaming the pasture.
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lol really what fun is it to tip a cow ???
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I'll let you in a little secret about cow-tipping since you seem to be a city dweller. Cows sleep standing up, so during the night you take a good run at them and put your shoulder into their side and they fall down. Of course the fun part is when they hit the ground and wake up, they go nuts.

Come on out to the country in IL. and I'll take you some night when the bulls aren't out. They get a little aggressive when you hit them.
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I'll let you in a little secret about cow-tipping since you seem to be a city dweller. Cows sleep standing up, so during the night you take a good run at them and put your shoulder into their side and they fall down. Of course the fun part is when they hit the ground and wake up, they go nuts.

Come on out to the country in IL. and I'll take you some night when the bulls aren't out. They get a little aggressive when you hit them.
still doesn't sound fun to me
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Its pretty fun you should try it sometime. Just make sure they are asleep first.
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You are all invited out to my house. We have a couple hundred head of cattle, I'll break out the beer and we could do some tippin.

I would like a little rain before we do it so the cows don't get hurt.
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It gains merit when the only other options for fun are watching the grass grow or filnging cow pies. You got to be sure the cows asleep otherwise you end up in the mud.
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It gains merit when the only other options for fun are watching the grass grow or filnging cow pies. You got to be sure the cows asleep otherwise you end up in the mud.
My other favorite activity is watching the electric bug zapper.
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My other favorite activity is watching the electric bug zapper.
I always enjoyed stampeding the cows into the water hole. We only had about 20 head, so it wasn't too bad. But god my uncle would get pissed!
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