On his recent visit to America Benidictus stayed in the Monastery of the Brother of the enlarged Rectum, the Father Abbot was an ex Scottish priest Phil McCavity, his second in command was the very venerial Ben Doon another Scotsman, get it Ben Doon and Phil McCavity if you dont,dont bother to read on!

At Midnight the Father Abbot is doing his rounds to check on security in the Novice section when he hears strange and unatural sounds comming out of a cell.

He burst in through the door and finds the Holy Fathering a young novice.

He is incensed and traumatised ( the emotion, not the whirling of a smoking pot around your head).

He is incensed and traumatised, he screamed in a fit of rage " Arch your back like I taught you, cant you see the Papa's Balls are dragging on the wet floor"

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making fun of religious figures....very funny.

go to denmark and see how the cartoonists are fairing there. they are forced to live in their house on lockdown and police watch all day just for making fun of muhammed.

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You are 17, and yet everything you post seems so uptight! Are you one of those kids saving themselves for marriage?

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Beatitude # 9- "Blessed are those who spread freedom and democracy, for they shall invade the earth!"

lol, now now...i know you are still having withdrawals about last week....

why would you care?

i just don't think making fun of the Pope is appropriate b/c I am catholic....He is a bad Pope, but show him some respect.

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I am still having withdrawals! And what I don't find appropriate is you even bringing that up!!!! BL would feel the same way since he is also a supporter of the greatest football club on earth!

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Beatitude # 9- "Blessed are those who spread freedom and democracy, for they shall invade the earth!"

That OK, the next joke is about a priest in seattle, just dont read it, but I bet you do

the greatest football club on whose earth? chelsea and man. u...clearly better clubs

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Chelsea?!?!?!!?!?!?! I think in their history they have 3 league titles! Liverpool have 18. Chelsea have won 0 european cups, liverpool have won 5! Now at least man utd have won I think 16 league titles and 2 european cups, so it is closer, but they still fall terribly short to liverpool!! You have to have serious imbalances to like both manchester united and chelsea!

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Beatitude # 9- "Blessed are those who spread freedom and democracy, for they shall invade the earth!"