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To set the scene, It was a Summer Sunday morning in Seattle,it was raining.

An elderly priest was hurrying to early morning mass, when he noticed a young Hobo lying face down in the gutter in a drunken stupor, the priest looks around cant see anyone pulls the Hobo's pants down andhis brains out, then racked with guilt the priest puts $50 in the hobo's coat pocket.

The Hobo wakes up finds the $50 and enters the nearest bar and says to the barman "barman give me all the Guinness I can drink for this $50", some hrs later he staggers out of the bar and collapses in the same spot face down.

The Priest is returning home after mass and finds the Hobo again and gives him a repeat dose, feeling guilty again he slips a $50 in his pocket.

The Hobo wakes up finds the $50 staggers into the same bar and says to the Barman "give me all the Guinness I can drink for this $50" he drinks it and staggers out to fall face down in a drunken stupor in the same spot.

Know it just happens that the priest had his friend visiting him that night and they were both hurrying to morning mass the next day, when they came across the Hobbo lying face down in a drunken stupor, they both buggered his brains out and both feel guilty, they both put $50 in his pocket.

He wakes and find the $100 staggers into the bar and ask's the barman "give me as much Whisky I can drink for this $100" the Barman says "but surely sir you usually drink Guinness" the Hobo replied " yes I know, but its been playing Havoc with my arse this morning"
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just wondering why you chose Seattle?

I don't find making fun of any religion very funny, rather a very personal and touchy subject....
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just wondering why you chose Seattle?

I don't find making fun of any religion very funny, rather a very personal and touchy subject....
Because I feel sorry for New Orleans

I havent hit a sore spot have I?

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Because I feel sorry for New Orleans

I havent hit a sore spot have I?
whatever. i could care less. go ahead, make fun of the church. your the one that will pay later.
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whatever. i could care less. go ahead, make fun of the church. your the one that will pay later.
As I sometimes get paid for taking the (*)(*)(*)(*) out of all sorts of institution,and with ref to the subprime fiasco isnt "live now pay later" the American "wet" Dream, I presumed at your age a "wet" dream is a release for you?
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