A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her
name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What's your occupation?'

'I'm a Lady of the night,' she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ' Let's try to rephrase that.'

The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.

'No, that still won't work. Try again.'

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year'

'Chicken Farmer it is.'

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Thats like what 3 a day?

so all 1000 men that she had sex with had small penises?

poor girl

no no she charged full price....................size does not matter????? HA

i guess you missed that she was an Australian prostitute ... that's all she had to work with

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[Frontiersman editorial, 2/7/97]

They dont have prostitutes in Australia, there is no need when you have sheep

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