We had this discussion at the office the other day.

You take your childhood pets name and the street you grew up on and you get your porn star name. I remember the Seinfeld episode when George said his name would be Buck Naked.

Mine based on the above criteria would be...

Pepper Graham

Lets hear yours.

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Liberals believe it is okay to kill babies, but not terrorists.

democrats believe it is okay to taser a 10 year old if this stance will get their guy elected.

Y'all might not want to share the name of the street you live on now.

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Pluto Highland is not a good porn name.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

There were a lot of pets and streets I grew up with.

Jake Parview sounds like it could work...
Or Bear Chicago? That's another one... doesn't sound like a porn name as much as a dyslexic fan of lousy football teams.

I have heard that your Soap Opera name is your middle name plus your street name.

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

Not using my current street
I would be

Allan Main

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Liberals believe it is okay to kill babies, but not terrorists.

democrats believe it is okay to taser a 10 year old if this stance will get their guy elected.

First pet and street we lived on when I was born:

Bootsy Gardenia


I win.

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

That works better. Michael Highland.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Lance Shagalot

Richard "Dick" Banger

James Cummener

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"True Freedom is the Freedom to oppress others"

Ideology: Self Preservation.

For a porn star you may want to use the alternate street name (assuming it's the Highland I'm thinking of):
Pluto M-59.

The M stands for Man of course... The number... well, that's left to the imagination...

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

The street that crossed Graham was Johnson

So I could be Pepper Johnson

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Liberals believe it is okay to kill babies, but not terrorists.

democrats believe it is okay to taser a 10 year old if this stance will get their guy elected.