Enjoy. LOL.

I love those hotel soaps i usually pin them to my shoes and go skating around the halls!

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The news:
Man who hates taxes flies plane into IRS building.
The opinion:
And they say there are no more heros..

Its funny. I used to take those hotel soaps and never did anything with them. Great story.

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Farewell my beautiful Gracie Baby:
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Making a fort out of the pillows and sheets is always fun! aswell as wiping 'April fools' on the wall in your favourite excrement!

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The news:
Man who hates taxes flies plane into IRS building.
The opinion:
And they say there are no more heros..

I usually cover them with chocolate, put them on a serving tray, stick them in the icebox, and then see who comes out of the kitchen spitting bubbles.

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Two "no's" make a "yes". Can't argue with math.

at that other site didn't you once say you used them as butt plugs?

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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know them by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against them.
-Jonathan Swift

---"Thoughts On Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting."

You have to stop reading Playgirl, son. Your imagination is getting the best of you. By now you've probably got little Patrick Swayzes in spandex running around in your head.

Nurse, smelling salts and Ritalin, STAT. We have a situation.

On that subject, can you still make a pineapple "disappear"? No no, don't show us. They don't know you well enough.

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Two "no's" make a "yes". Can't argue with math.

Now THAT's what I call smacking someone. LOL.

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Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician - 2008