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Old 06-01-2008, 02:35 AM
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Which one takes your fancy?

I quite like the woman getting pregnanct from vaginal gel one, myself:

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"It says right on it 'jelly,'" says Mrs. Chyton, a former model who was once a cheerleader for a popular professional basketball team.

"And they kept it on the shelf just two aisles from the food section. I know, now, that the directions say it should be used vaginally with a condom.

"But who has time to sit around reading directions these days - especially when you're sexually aroused?

"The company should call it something else and the pharmacy shouldn't sell it without telling each and every customer who buys it that eating it won't prevent you from getting pregnant."
Hahahahahaha, how could someone be so stupid?
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Hahahahahaha, how could someone be so stupid?
What kind of retard 12 IQ fence post eats sex jelly... bet shes pretty hot though.
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I love her reason as to why she didn't read the instructions.
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I love her reason as to why she didn't read the instructions.
This reminds me of a story i heard. A guy bought one of those camper homes on wheels and why he was driving he put on cruise control to go back into the home and make coffee..
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This reminds me of a story i heard. A guy bought one of those camper homes on wheels and why he was driving he put on cruise control to go back into the home and make coffee..
I could find a similar story of a woman who bought a Winnebago, put the CC on, and went to make a sandwich. The van crashed and she sued the company, saying they didn't tell her she couldn't leave the wheel.

She won.
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I could find a similar story of a woman who bought a Winnebago, put the CC on, and went to make a sandwich. The van crashed and she sued the company, saying they didn't tell her she couldn't leave the wheel.

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hooray! justice!
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hooray! justice!
Almost as funny as the woman who sued Macca's because the coffee was too hot.
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What kind of retard 12 IQ fence post eats sex jelly... bet shes pretty hot though.
Sex Jelly beats waffles
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Sex jelly on waffles...
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