George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline :

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....






I've always liked George Carlin.

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For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
Thomas Jefferson

it is funny but snopes says it is not true
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.obamatruth.org/

I still think it's funny

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For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
Thomas Jefferson

Ive been sayin use illegals for cannon fodder for years.....

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I'll tell you this no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Nothing to kill or die for and no religion too
You may bury my body, down by the highway side,
so my old evil spirit can get a Greyhound bus and ride.

Of course, we could always seek out the vegan "illegals" and burn them for ethanol. You are what you eat, right?

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Two "no's" make a "yes". Can't argue with math.

We can't forget that our country built by immigrants.

Who said anything about legal immigrants?

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For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
Thomas Jefferson

Let's throw gas on the illegals..........anybody got a match?

I dunno billy gas is awfully expensive these days we should try and save a few dollars maybe ammunition would be cheaper or something we can use over and over like a hockey stick..

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Left sucks! so visit our new group! Obama is a Joke!

I'll pay for the gas.

But I like your idea. We set them on fire, beat them with a hockey stick then shoot them right before they die.