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A little girl was seated next to a strangerl on an airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened a book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'Ho w about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, ' Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shhhh-poop?
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I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.
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I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.
of all the things I hate, it's anchovies on pizza (and I grew up in Eastie).

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I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.
Anchovies are revolting, who would even want them on their pizza?
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Anchovies are revolting, who would even want them on their pizza?
It pains me to admit...
lots of people I know.

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I don't order them on my pizza, and I pick off the pineapple, olives, muchrooms, and those chucks of meat, and half the cheese because there's just too much of it...
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The fecal differences between the animals would be mostly dietary since 2 are domesticated we could expect...

oww its a joke..
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The fecal differences between the animals would be mostly dietary since 2 are domesticated we could expect...

oww its a joke..
What the (*)(*)(*)(*) are you on about?
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He speaks, yet says nothing.
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He does that a lot.
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