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DanteAugustusGermanicus · #1 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 06:23 PM

this just in...

Quote:

A little girl was seated next to a strangerl on an airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened a book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'Ho w about nuclear power?' and he
smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, ' Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shhhh-poop?

point taken

Irish.Cursory · #2 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DanteAugustusGermanicus

this just in...

point taken

I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.

DanteAugustusGermanicus · #3 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Irish.Cursory

I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.

of all the things I hate, it's anchovies on pizza (and I grew up in Eastie).

go figure

Makedde · #4 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Irish.Cursory

I still wonder who was the first guy to think of putting anchovies on pizza. What a strange person.

Anchovies are revolting, who would even want them on their pizza?

DanteAugustusGermanicus · #5 (**permalink**) 06-09-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makedde

Anchovies are revolting, who would even want them on their pizza?

It pains me to admit...
lots of people I know.

sigh

Makedde · #6 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 02:06 AM

I don't order them on my pizza, and I pick off the pineapple, olives, muchrooms, and those chucks of meat, and half the cheese because there's just too much of it...

TheChief · #7 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 02:43 AM

The fecal differences between the animals would be mostly dietary since 2 are domesticated we could expect...

oww its a joke..

Makedde · #8 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheChief

The fecal differences between the animals would be mostly dietary since 2 are domesticated we could expect...

oww its a joke..

What the (*)(*)(*)(*) are you on about?

Irish.Cursory · #9 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Makedde

What the (*)(*)(*)(*) are you on about?

He speaks, yet says nothing.

Makedde · #10 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish.Cursory

He speaks, yet says nothing.

He does that a lot.

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