A Russian nouveau riche bought a porsche
In a half hour the car was delivered back to dealer by a breakdown truck.
Transmition of the car was broken.
The nouveau riche have got another porsche.
In a half hour situation repeated.
The dealer gave another car with salesmanager (passenger).

The nouveau riche starts the car.

First gear - 20Mile/hour
Second gear - 45Mile/hour
third gear - 80Mile/hour
fourth gear - 110Mile/hour
fifth gear - 150 Mile/hour
The nouveau riche said "And now Rocket (in russian Raketa)" and turn to "R" switch.....

Very good - typical of Russias - always wanting to fire missiles

It was not that I mean really. Rocket means quick transporting. He turn on "R"ocket (really reverse) gear. I think my English too bad.

But I'll try another joke

Mother is calling her son Dmitry Medvedev on next day after elections.
She:
" My sonny, you are the best! Congrats to you! I worried so much about you.
All night I was unsleeping and praying about you.

He:
" Oh Mom! At least you, Do not play a trick with me!"