I thought I'd go ahead and post this to save you the trouble. Since it's typical of EVERYTHING this crew posts, I think they will probably get a big kick out of this and a lift in morale to boot.

OBAMA GOES POOP. IT SMELLS BAD!

Reporters using a rest room immediately after it was used by Democratic Presidential Nominee-in-waiting Barack Obama discovered that a small poop nugget remained after the Illinois Senator flushed the toilet.

"If Obama can't stick around long enough to make sure that everything in the toilet goes down on the first flush, how can we expect him to make sure Iran isn't developing nuclear weapons," a Washington Times editorial asked.

"It smelled just like HUMAN poop," a reporter said. "How is THIS 'change we can believe in' if his POOP stinks?"

Several members of an internet chat forum known for its wild and wacky Obama-fear conspiracy self-floggings added to the chorus of dismay.

"I hear it was light brown," said a poster identified by the handle of "Billy Boob." "You know. Light brown? Like a mullato? Think that's a coincidence?"

"Hillary would have made sure it all went down," a poster calling herself "Rayka" suggested. "And it certainly would NOT have smelled bad. It would have smelled like, oh, I don't know... America!"

A badly misspelled post by someone called Supertude16 went on and on about how the small poop nugget was proof of the Senator's supposed Muslim origins.

"I read on Free Repuberlik that the poup did not have no PORK init. And that means he's muslim and maybe even islamik."

Rayka posted again, saying that the fact that the poop wasn't confiscated and tested for HIV and the presence of sperm was more proof that the media was in cahoots with the police to cover up the "fact" that Obama had anal sex immediately before defecating.

"If he was innocent, he would have nothing to hide. Give us your poop, Obama," she raved.

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Why, Makedde... this was purely a work of fiction and satire and any resemblance to actual members, living or brain dead, is purely a coinkydink!

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Is this an actual story? i simple must read about obamas poop!

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Left sucks! so visit our new group! Obama is a Joke!

Hate Obama? I don't hate him I actually hope he becomes the next POTUS, as he can do far more damage to America than McCain can. Everything I hope to see will come to fruition if he becomes POTUS.


I'll be watching and waiting for it all to happen.

Yup. And thank you.

lol, funny stuff.

You should write for "The Onion!" That was good sh . . . uh, never mind!

I listen to the daily "Onion Radio News" podcast. But I swear, this was original.