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More fun comments by the gun nuts. You can't make this stuff up!



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10 Commandments of Knee-jerk Gun Nuts

Even before the blood and tears have dried, the Virginia Tech massacre has inspired a new round of gun-control debates.
In typically poor judgment, '08 presidential candidate John McCain released a statement yesterday after the shooting reaffirming his support of gun rights. Fellow Republican presidential contender Rudy Giuliani seized the opportunity to abandon his longstanding position on gun regulation for a "right to bear arms" affirmation. But they both pale in comparison to the shoot-from-the-hip reactions of gun nuts on blogs across the Internet.

After the jump, Radar scours the Web to bring you the most ill-conceived responses to mass murder since Gilbert Gottfried's post-9/11 airplane crash joke at the Friar's Club ...

• Thou Shalt Not Go Unarmed: "We need to arm more good guys. Can write one thing for sure ... No SOB with a gun is going to line me up on a wall. I'll die with my hands hands around the bastard's neck."—"Unpreventable" posting on topix.net

• Thou Shalt Not Take Hippie Drugs: "Every school massacre of this sort has been directly tied to legally prescribed psychiatric drugs."—"Truthcanhurt" posting on HuffPo (comments section)

• Gun Control = Murder: "Those who crow so loudly about 'gun-free zones' and banning firearms are currently dancing in the spilled blood of innocents and already demanding more ineffectual laws that put everyone at the mercy of criminals."—Oscar Poppa

• If Thou Art Killed In A Shooting Spree, Thou Art But Evil Sheep: "As bad as this is, if fifty some-odd people were injured and killed by one person whilst on their knees begging ... like a herd of sheep ... if no one stood up and fought back, then this becomes an example of evil."—"Cap" posting on thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com

• Thou Shalt Not Worship False, Liberal, Zionist, Media Idols: "The Zionist media and the traitors in our government fear us; they fear us because we are a heavily armed society"—Curt Maynard

• Love Thy Neighbor (Packeth Heat): "How successful would one evil man be in the presence of a thousand armed citizens ... Take ownership of your society. Be a citizen."—Founder

• Statistics Are For The Weak: "Violence is not a gun problem."—Maryland Citizens Defense League

• Thou Shall Not Bow Down to Government (Without a Glock): "If citizens are not allowed guns to protect themselves from a gov't turned fascist, then what protection would they have?"—Dan Stackhouse

• Guns, Not Evolution, Belong In Schools: "Congress [should] repeal its deadly law requiring gun-free school zones"—Larry Pratt, Executive Director of Gun Owners of America

• Love Thy Gun ... Everywhere: "Today, there is not one firearm owner whose freedom is secure."—Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice-President of the National Rifle Association

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Funny thing is I'm laughing more at the author of this article than the quotes.
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Yet they all manage to retain an air of truth about them..
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