Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, aint Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it aint Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)s."

"What? He had two (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)s?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)s. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)s.""

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There was once a young man who took a job at a lumber camp in Alaska, after about six months he asked an older man he was working with, "hey, all there is is guys around here, what do y'all do for sex?" the old man replied "well, the nearest town is about fifty miles away, so we just use old Betsy over there", the young man turned to see an old mule wearing a straw hat, with a couple of flowers in it, and said "well, its been a long time, when will she be free", the old man replied, "shes taken for the next couple of weekends, but after that, shes all yours", after the two weeks went by, the old man walked around behind the mule stables, and found the young man, standing on a bucket, making wild love to old Betsy, the old man yelled, "what the hell are you doing! your supposed to ride her to town!".