-Following Barrack Obama's announcement of Joe Biden for VP via text message to thousands of supporters, President George W. Bush, not wanting to be outdone, sent his own mass-text message in support of John McCain, but mistakenly sent out the American nuclear launch codes.

-In a related story Pentagon officials announced no need for concern, as the Chinese government was too busy altering the birth records of 10-year old gymnasts in preparation for the 2012 Olympics to take notice of Bush’s error. The Russian foreign minister when asked to comment about the accidental release of classified nuclear codes replied, “Text message? What is this thing you call ‘text message?’”

Taken from Idle Wordship's "The Week We View"

Bobby McGill

Har har. And then Obama sent out the date of the next Black Panther meeting in South Chicago.

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Henry K.

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill

"I notice that everybody who is Pro-Abortion has already been born." Ronald Reagan

Very nice... where is it by the way? I heard the chicks are hot!

Nah. Don't like anti-American rhetoric enough to try one out.

BTW, where is all this "Bush is Stupid" stuff getting started? I fail to understand the humour.

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Henry K.

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill

"I notice that everybody who is Pro-Abortion has already been born." Ronald Reagan

I don't see how. Do you seriously think they trust him with the codes?

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