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Old 09-20-2008, 12:39 AM
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By coincidence, Barak Obama and John McCain ended up in the same Ohio barbershop.

The barbers, concerned that any conversation might turn to politics, went about their business quietly, cutting the candidates' hair and shaving them.

When Barak's barber finished the shave, he said, "Mr. Obama, would like some of this after shave? You'll smell pretty nice."

"Good Lord, no, " said Obama, "Michelle find me smelling like that, she'll think I was inside a French whorehouse!!"

McCain, watching, said to his barber, 'I'll have some of that. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a French whorehouse smells like."
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Hehehe, where'd you get this one, Spare?
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So what were the charactor names back then?
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By coincidence, Barak Obama and John McCain ended up in the same Ohio barbershop.

The barbers, concerned that any conversation might turn to politics, went about their business quietly, cutting the candidates' hair and shaving them.

When Barak's barber finished the shave, he said, "Mr. Obama, would like some of this after shave? You'll smell pretty nice."

"Good Lord, no, " said Obama, "Michelle find me smelling like that, she'll think I was inside a French whorehouse!!"

McCain, watching, said to his barber, 'I'll have some of that. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a French whorehouse smells like."
He could have just talked to McCain he knows nothing about politics he is just like Bush.
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