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Old 12-18-2004, 10:28 AM
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Default Drybacks, and other Ethnic Groups

Buenos dias, everyone!

God certainly has bless the United States of America. Wis so much of the abortion that has wiped out millions, the hispanics (not to mention emigres from ohther countries), we are the ones who keep this country from plummeting to the Death Valley. Without us, the abortion doctors would hahf creeated ay labor farce.

The Army ANG short 10,000? Why not joos advertise in Matamoros for volunteers and grant them a citizenship after serving four years? If this turns you white, then remember that the Irlandeses made up almost one hahf of the Army at the time of the American invasion of Mexico.

Is this not so, eh?

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Old 12-18-2004, 10:30 AM
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Old 12-18-2004, 10:45 AM
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Default Ay, today, mi querido Tolkienito?

Bueno, I put up the American flag in front of the house in the daybreak, looked at my U.S. Air Force Retirement papers, and thanked God I live in a country that takes the people in, to keep the American Dream alive.

You've heard of the San Patricio Brigade? We are similar. Only we help to keep the hate-America-at-any-costers at bay.

If there hahd been salsa at Yalta, the world she would hahf been much better off!

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...it's like a disposable razor. After a few uses, it gets really dull and you end up throwing it away when you get tired of it.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:58 AM
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Default Maltese or Yaltese?

Bueno...

There's the Shag in the Hague....

Can-can at the Vatican....

Reel in Brasil....

the Freddy in Ypsalanti....

The Blank Verse at PoliticalForum.com = Lipsink/Dance

The Fly at Canae

The Flee at Thermopolae

The Salto at Lepanto

La Cucaracha at Resaca

The Rabid at Camp David

The Scarry, in honor of Kerry

The Laughta, to tout NAFTA

The Frump, to mimmick Trump

The Scream, to say, "I'm for Dean"

...mi favorito? The "Inertia", for Hillary's presidential excursia.
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Old 12-30-2004, 04:44 PM
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Default Oil of "Ole!"

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Lesson for this day: If Jeb Bush hahs thee ability to speak Spanish, I think Mr. President cahn make it with English okay. No?

I hope George Bush runs for mayor of Waco when he is finished in the White House. He would make excellent minority candidate for sure.
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