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Default Top 40 Sarcastic Reasons to Support Gun Control

Top 40 Sarcastic Reasons to Support Gun Control

A little bit of humor for those who support the 2nd Amendment.

A few of my favorites:

Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are “just statistics.”

We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
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We need to get rid of guns, because I'm currently holding your family hostage with one.

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