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Old 05-21-2005, 05:31 PM
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Default Public Referendum, Iranian Style.

OFFICIAL PUBLIC REFERENDUM
NATION OF IRAN

We the nation of Iran, Allah be merciful to us, are often reminded by those thieving manipulating westerners that we are supposed to be a democracy. We are. Really, we are.

Dear Citizen of Iran, in accordance with practicing our democracy in good faith, we give you this public referendum, and ask you to vote on it.

Please check one box, and then place this ticket in the box in the corner opposite the door of this voting station. The box you check will indicate your vote.

[ ] Iran should secretly develop nuclear weapons in defiance of the west.
[ ] Iran should secretly develop nuclear weapons, but we may only use them for self defense.
[ ] Iran should secretly develop nuclear weapons, but we may only use them to destroy Israel.
[ ] Iran should NOT develop nuclear weapons.

There has been some concern that this public referendum may allow the United States and others to know for sure that we plan to develop nuclear weapons. We have carefully weighed the options, and we believe that sticking to the principles of democracy is more important.
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Old 06-13-2005, 04:12 AM
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Default demonise...

and dehumanise, thats right, whip up the disgusting frenzy in preparation for doing to them whatever we care to do to them, when their time comes...(nuclear weapons in Israel?, shhh)
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Default Iran is a democracy, eh?

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Iran is a democracy, eh?
NO! only america because god blesses it, legal state of Israel, and few other allies such as pakistan and turkey are democracies. the rest are axis of evil.
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NO! only america because god blesses it, legal state of Israel, and few other allies such as pakistan and turkey are democracies. the rest are axis of evil.
Yep, you better recognize.
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Now there's some real, good ol' American style democracy fer ya!
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