Smartie's Bar & Grill #65

Yeah, but no stilettos please. lol

 

The Hammer says....its ALL good!

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Whats up?

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Heya BL.....hows it been going? Haven't seen you in awhile. Hope things have been well for you.

Sorry I forgot to turn on our sign.

 

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Me pajamas ain't a complain'n

 

Thanks for the welcome. I am doing good. I haven't been online a lot. I missed the place had to come back and say hi to everyone. How you doin?

 

Yeah I was off for a little bit of time to.....I missed some people here so I came back to check on them. Was out of the loop for about a month on the Politics. Didn't take long to get caught back up tho.

Glad you stopped in. We haven't been busy that much. But it is summertime.



I did mention to Smartie rather than no waitress.....how about getting a Bad Waitress.

 

Mornin', y'all.

It's Monday. Feels like it's been nothing but Mondays for the last week. Can we come up with some new names for the days of the week?

Motivated
Truncated
Weakening
Thriving
Fandangle!

 

Fandangle? Is that where you get to dangle with a Fan. Also, why does the fan have settings?

 

Greetings, barflies. Got us a brand new week to groan about.

 

Yep.....Smartie. Its back to the good ole grind.

 

Guess i can't complain, Monday is nearly over. Wanna meet me for happy hour?

 

Yeah....could ya get Jeannie to blink and make it so?

Lets cut out all that Airport confusion and delays.

 

I had me a Waitress onced.I was a young stud home for the summer from
college.I was working as a lawn boy and the crew went to this greasy spoon
for lunch.The 2 guys who ran the crew were real experienced flirt guys.
Y'know the type.Like Italians in New York city they get a kick out
of schmoozing around with chicks.So this one time I decided to sit at the counter
instead a booth with the flirt bosses.I was making eyes with this real Tomato
who worked the counter.I wasn't even very hungry.But I ate the grub and
was set to pay the tab,when this Tomato slapped down the tab and gave me
another hot look as she wiggled her rear back to the kitch.
She came back as if to collect her tip and I asked her where the Little
boys room was.She gave me another hot look and snapped back ... what
do you want me to do,show you how to use.
I said ... sure.So she went about showing me both where the Little boys room
was and how to use.Is what.

 

hope this helps your monday.

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Mona, Mona where you been last night? Your hair's messed up and your dress don't look right.

 

Nope..... a baby means more work. You aren't fooling me.

 

Dog days of summer are here, that's for sure. ~swelter~

 

But did you tip her?

 

Whats Friday night Lisa lookin like.....before the drinking begins.