Are Bikini allowed in heaven ?

How come no Presidential candidate is asking this question.
Maybe because seeing Hillary Clinton in a Bikini would turn heaven
into a sort of hell.
I have ta tell ya.

 

Because Spirits in heaven do not wear clothes.

1 Corinthians 15:50

Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God;
Neither doth corruption inherit incorruption.

John 4:21–24


21 Jesus said to her, “Woman, believe me, the hour is coming when neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem will you worship the Father.

22 You worship what you do not know; we worship what we know, for salvation is from the Jews.

23 But the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for the Father is seeking such people to worship him.

24 God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth.”

 

It they don't have sex in heaven I'm not going

Mark Twain, as in so many things, said it best

 

How do you know.When was the last time you visited heaven.

 

Letters From the Earth { 1905-09 }

" Man is without any doubt the most interesting fool there is.Also the
most eccentric.He hasn't a single written law,in his Bible or out of it,
which has any but one purpose and intention -- to limit or defeat a law of God. "

 

If you want the bad girls in bikinis, they're in hell. So is El Diablo so maybe you can get sloppy seconds. Heaven is just nuns and Muslim women in burkinis.

 

Don't worry, Foolardi. She won't be there.

 

Everyone knows that all females are nekkid in heaven. Fat women however are Burka clad and all virgins are 82 year old men who haven't showered since they were 20.

 

I did, there were Spirits and Angels and un-imagined indescribable in human terms, the Glory of Heaven.

1 Corinthians 2:9 (NKJV)

9 But as it is written:

“Eye has not seen, nor ear heard,
Nor have entered into the heart of man
The things which God has prepared for those who love Him.”

 

I don't know why we are now focusing more on their personal life(Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump or any other leaders). In my opinion a political leader should be an ideal person(his works should be transparent). Now the Presstitudes (the paid news prostitutes from media world) is loop-holing the personal life of political leaders.
Read this http://www.firstpost.com/politics/why-paid-news-is-a-threat-to-indian-democracy-1268751.html even one of the largest democratic country in the wold is facing one of serious issues due to this paid news pratice

 

That will also be true for Melania since she openly lives in sin and photos have been posted which prove it.

 

No because "lust" is a sin. Heaven would probably be like church. Lol.

 

I'm having a hard time believing sex or even attraction is denied in heaven. If that were the case then why didn't the early writers of the bible state that sex is a sin overall? No mention of God saying sex is a sin, only lusting over a woman who is taken by another man.

I just don't see sex being banned in that manner.

Then again, since nobody here can really explain wha heaven truly is for all we know we will not want sex in heaven lol.

I just know one thing, I'll have the best seats in the house for the super bowl that's for damned sure.

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I'm having a hard time believing sex or even attraction is denied in heaven. If that were the case then why didn't the early writers of the bible state that sex is a sin overall? No mention of God saying sex is a sin, only lusting over a woman who is taken by another man.

I just don't see sex being banned in that manner.

Then again, since nobody here can really explain wha heaven truly is for all we know we will not want sex in heaven lol.

I just know one thing, I'll have the best seats in the house for the super bowl that's for damned sure.

 

The only use for sex according to religion is procreation. Yes, religion shames those who enjoy sex as a fun activity unless you are married to the person, so lusting after other women wearing bikinis in Heaven would probably not go over well. You would probably be better off in Hell if that's what you want.

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There is nothing sinful about Melania's pictures. Lol. It was her JOB to pose for provocative pictures.

 

I agree to not complain, simply for the sake of gender relations in modern times.

 

I should have written "sin" because this is the usual standard for right wingers when it comes to anyone else who is not of their political persuasion. Naturally, they never apply this same standard to one of their own.

 

That does seem to be true. Lol.

 

This is the most hilarious comment.

The left wing and the right wing each do that to the same extent.

More partisan hackery here.

 

examples ?

 

Well, he's probably referring to the "religious" right. They seem to make allowances for people they agree with politically. But you are right too, in that the left has been quite horrible to Melania because they disagree with her husband's political views. Personally, I'm not too keen on the idea of a first lady who posed nude and in sexually suggestive images, but it is what it is. I won't hold it against her. She did her job and what was expected of her.

 

One would hope you understand that when you do finally get laid....she is unlikely to be a virgin.

And Bikinis are prohibited in Heaven but they removed that part of Leviticus.
Leviticus 14:7 If though a small patch of clothe use to hide the fruits of God, do you then lay shame upon his greatness and shall be ripped asunder by the serpents of Lucifer.

 

Why wouldn't nudity be accepted in Heaven?

IMO, I think we wear clothing for practical reasons not for religious reasons......

You ever notice a child when they go though the faze where they just hate clothing - I suppose I couldn't base my idea on that alone but it seems to lend some credence to my idea...

I'm not a nudest or anything weird like that but IDK, it would just seem being nude would be natural in Gods eyes, but I'm assuming if they do have clothing it's for comfort but not for embarrassment or to be ashamed of ones body... I highly doubt we would have those mortal feelings once we pass on....

That's just the way I see it from a spiritual level.

 

In Heaven the women will all be hot and the men will all be studs.

 

Damned if I know what one has to do with the other. Sex under the right circumstances isn't a sin in this world, and presumably the inhabitants of Heaven have outgrown the need.

 

Heaven should be a constant orgasm. Shouldn't it?