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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Every single member of my Teams have been REAL MEN!!

    A real man is someone who understands that he was born with a number of genetic gifts and he uses these to protect others as he accepts the responsibility to protect those who cannot protect themselves.

    It's not about chest thumping or being macho....it's about being willing to sacrifice oneself for the greater good.

    AA

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    Actually I am kind of lucky as being a lucid dreamer I can often wake up and then go back to sleep and pick up where I left off in the dream.

    Sometimes I can even rewind or fast forward the dream.

    AA
     
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    Curling team?
     
  3. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!

    Those damn pesky overly polite Canadians!!

    AA
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    It ain't no joke! :rant:
    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=437971&page=4&p=1066619241#post1066619241
    Ottawa-Funded Journalism Casts Canada As Benevolent Global Actor
    "By funding international journalism projects, Ottawa shapes perceptions of Canadian policies abroad. . . . "

    Beware an unnecessary "u" creeping into our spelling such as, colour for color. :eyepopping:

    Moi :oldman:
    Never forget, Louis Riel who was hanged for Ottawa crimes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Riel

    see also - regarding duplicitous behavior / behaviour .
    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=437971&page=4&p=1066715029#post1066715029
    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=437971&page=4&p=1066721358#post1066721358



    r > g

    View attachment 46457
    If Not Now, When?
    If Not Us, Who - Russia?

    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
  5. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    Basically the ONLY difference between American's and Canadian's is that Canadian's are just too nice!! LOL!!

    I mean...it is near IMPOSSIBLE to get mad at a Canadian!!!

    With the only exception being of putting a hockey stick in their hands and then WATCH OUT!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oh AA I lose faith in AboveAlpha,

    What of "les Quebecois"?
    Nice?


    :roflol:
     
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    I don't consider those attempted separatists Canadian and neither do most Canadian's as they would rather just ship them all to France!! LOL!!!

    AA
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Certainly, after Ottawa nullified their previously legal HBC (Hudson Bay Company) land deeds.

    Ottawa is the aggressor in the most recent Protestant - Catholic wars. And they get the "nice" label.
    Well they pay for it as referenced above linkified. ​

    I do hope you read up on my :flagcanada: hero, Louis Riel! Rielly :lol: Link above.
    And
    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=437971&page=4&p=1066715029#post1066715029
    :flagcanada: hosts La France calling for a stronger La Canada and China too.
    Geographically, they are Russia's Polar Partner.

    How can AboveAlpha ignore these repeated incidences of :flagcanada: subterfuge?
    Just to stay on thread, Ask AboveAlpha anything. We know he is a spook ala Sum of All Fears , don't we.


    Moi :oldman:
    Anti Federalist :flagus:


    r > g




    :nana: :flagcanada:
     
  9. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!

    Well I guess we will just have to take away their NHL ALL ACCESS rights and give them a time out!!

    LOL!!

    AA
     
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    As "spook" as AA may be, AA does not appreciate

    [video=youtube;XEaFLdK_e64]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEaFLdK_e64[/video]
    and the conspiracy's ongoing expressions
    Such as the linked ref's to China and France.

    Is AA a :flagcanada: spook posing as an :flagus: ? ​

    Maybe some of that post Cold War nuke stuff was shipped to :flagcanada:?​

    Can we really, ever know.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g

    :nana: :flagcanada:
     
  11. AboveAlpha

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    LOL!!!

    NOPE!!

    I am NOT a Took wearing Canadian Bacon eating......Eh? guy!!

    All red, white and blue as I BLEED IT!!

    AA
     
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    [​IMG] I like it!!
     
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    It's just something I have always been able to do.

    I always know I am dreaming but it takes me a short time before I do know but I always do.

    I have had many CT scans done over the years due to being shot and almost blown up a few times and the Doc's say I have an unusually large and dense number of neural connections between my left and right brain hemispheres.....so it allows me to sometimes directly access my subconscious mind.

    AA
     
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    And.... you would tend to have a greater understanding of
    all the information overload that women tend to go through....
    that many of us guys are pretty much oblivious to.

    http://www.politicalforum.com/polit...en-may-have-30-more-connections-than-men.html

    Corpus callosum in women may have 30% more connections than men!!!!!!
    I personally am a guy who is not at all offended by the following statistic....and I am kind of wondering why it would be either surprising or offensive that women may have a significantly larger corpus callosum than we guys do????!!!


    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Corpus_callosum&oldid=427333904

    (Incidentally this is one of those Wikipedia articles that get edited and re-edited by people who have rather vehement opinions on this topic. Personally, I figured out long ago that my wife could multi task far far far far far better than I can.....OK, I admit it.....I am terrible at multitasking)!!!!
     
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    I do hope you don't mind too much though that some Canadians may be scheming and planning
    some method of getting you up here for part of the year though........ as a consultant on a number of
    proposed semi- reality science fiction film projects.........

    http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=464333&page=5&p=1066764254#post1066764254

    President is a word..... subject to definition.....
    as a Christian I have the ability to nominate The Donald to be considered for the role of
    a latter day Cyrus type of political leader.......

    Even if he loses the election The Donald could potentially be chosen by
    Christians as a metaphorical "Cyrus" type of leader for us?!
     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Now I would prefer to pick an artistic squabble with Quebec.....
    that includes them printing up some sort of Quebec provincial currency note.......
    as something of an artistic back up ninety five percent or more of which that will be purely digital......

    .....
    https://www.facebook.com/notes/west...1199364486?goback=.gde_78629_member_189241091

    Proposal for the creation of a Quebec provincial currency unit to save coastal communities from threat of rising ocean levels.
    March 8, 2012 at 8:58am
    It costs roughly one cent to print up a one dollar note....
    it costs about one cent to print up a one hundred dollar note....
    it costs about one cent to print up a one thousand dollar note.....

    So... if we begin to look at money for its artistic value.... as a prop.....
    we could potentially put out a quite low cost semi-reality science fiction film
    series props... that actually could turn out to be quite useful......
    as Collectior Edition Effect kicks into action.....

    Oh.... I was a very very very bad boy yesterday....
    I crapped all over the Law of Attraction and posted this message into a number of groups....


    https://www.facebook.com/groups/115...95172/?notif_t=like&notif_id=1477540472721983
    Meditating For Bernie Sanders & Our Revolution

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...701dbe0a3_story.html?wpisrc=nl_rainbow&wpmm=1

    Sanders is prepared to be a liberal thorn in Clinton’s side
     
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    Eleven point five billion dollars Cdn
    tends to increase the Quebecois willingness to at least begin....
    to give up on the idea of separating from Quebec.......

    How else can you get in on a deal that gives you 97% of the revenue of a project that
    obviously should have been more like 50 - 50%!

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...e-elliott-trudeau-save-world-environment.html
    (post #33)

    Thread: Did P. M. Pierre Elliott Trudeau save the world environment?

     
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    DennisTate Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have another answer for your question.....
    http://www.politicalforum.com/relig...-would-take-god-prove-itself-part-2-a-42.html
    Seriously….. What would it take for a GOD to prove itself? (Part 2)



    .......

    HUMOR!

    The intrinsic truth to the saying....
    "it's all good"....
    strongly indicates the existence of an off the scale intelligence functioning in
    fundamental or nearly fundamental energy......

    that is working everything...... and I mean everything... out in a way that
    truly....."is all good!"


    P. M. Pierre Elliott Trudeau.... to whatever degree he did or did not
    fully comprehend the implications of the inflationary cycle that he set in
    motion in 1974....... that was largely responsible for an eleven point nine billion dollar rip off
    by some standards......

    was in some sense "good" in that it tended to dampen/ depress the Canadian... and USA economies....
    which slowed down the entire world economy but.....

    this was done at a time period when we humans were still in far far far far far too much of a
    mentality that would have led to even more rampant Over-consumptionism.... IF... P. M. Pierre Elliott Trudeau....
    had not made that rather significant "error"

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...e-elliott-trudeau-save-world-environment.html
    Did P. M. Pierre Elliott Trudeau save the world environment?
    This is actually a quite serious question.

    P. M. Trudeau made an error back in 1974, that may well come to be understood as one of the most important mistakes ever made by a political leader.

    When P. M. Pierre Elliott Trudeau took Canada off the gold standard, (which incidentally had to be done for many valid reasons), a miscalculation was made that is the number one reason why our national debt has spiraled out of control.

    But..... there is a very good side to this because all of us know that we humans have been in a somewhat similar mentality to our ancestors who shot, boiled, barbecued, roasted and fried passenger pigeons into extinction.

    We are highly prone to OVER Consumptionism............. I addressed part of the background issues back in my 2006 provincial level campaign as an independent.
     
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    It is kind of good in a way that this is over in the Humor and Satire Section.....
    because I assume that an increased level of artistic license is allowed over here......

    AA...... in my head is a theory that I have to term.....
    A Unified Theory of Modern World Problems......
    basically......
    All of the most difficult problems on this third rock can be addressed with
    "money"..... and money comes in a number of quite useful forms......

    One of them is Calgary Dollars.... another one is
    Ithaca Hours......

    If there was a way to unify a high percentage of the people who use Calgary Dollars....
    with the people who use Ithaca Hours.....
    and get those people cooperating on a win - win - win - win - win project.....

    that would almost certainly have to benefit more than ninety five percent of the people on this third rock.....

    then........
    you would tend to think that those people could get kind of enthusiastic about the project wouldn't you......

    What i have in mind is similar to:

    http://www.politicalforum.com/canad...nce-unified-theory-modern-world-problems.html
    CanSo Dollars... could finance a Unified Theory of Modern World Problems?!
     
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    On the other hand..... Hollywood plus Hollywood North are living proof that a lot of bucks can be made.....
    through greed and stupidity.....
    when it is embraced enthusiastically......

    Have you ever read the quotations from The Donald......?

    The man is brilliant...... he knows how to apply this statement from Paul.....
    2Co 11:19
    :For ye suffer fools gladly, seeing ye yourselves are wise."

    By acting very ordinary , even kind of dumb.... The Donald.....
    makes others feel good.....
    because we figure if this idiot can get rich... may be I can too......
    Basket of Deplorables
     
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    Dennis I really don't know much about this.

    AA
     
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    Sir........ the area of expertise that is of least interest to you.....
    that you would consider to be an opening in your armor......
    your answers even on economics are better than 98% of people with a Ph. D. in
    Economics............ because your considerable knowledge of the subject.... is
    multiplied by your near total lack of intellectual cowardice!


    Who was it exactly that I quote in post #1 here?


    http://www.politicalforum.com/polit...national-wealth-must-occur-order-finance.html
     
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    LOL!!
    OK...your quoting me...lol...thanks.

    AA
     
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    What a load of crap!
     
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