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  1. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Falena, Jun 26, 2017
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    If you are going to dream, dream big..:)
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Oh for sure!
    With a kickstand? Come on. No doubt.
    I don't think theirs had a kickstand and one of the peddles wasn't original either. Something about a spindle too. You know, you could actually see that bike on antique roadshow someday.

    I bought this at a tag sale for $10.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I had a 0 cholesterol, 0 fat, no artificial preservatives and only 40 calories lunch.
    Two tablespoonful's of Marshmallow fluff. Ahaahhahha
    Man oh man, I forgot how good that stuff is and not expensive. If you bought a tub of marshmallow fluff and 6 sodas you could stay full forever.
     
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    That is what husbands are for. ;
     
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    Have you ever made marshmallow? Homemade is the best. I love marshmallow. Try making some it is great.
    http://www.marthastewart.com/333974/homemade-marshmallows
     
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    Meh.

     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well there's the problem, got no husband. Wait, thats actually NOT a problem! ;)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    In that case you will just have to rely on a cattle prod.
    I bet the new high tech models are far better than any husband. ;-)
     
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    Mary Had a Little Lamb
    Who the police caught jaywalking
    When the Lambie Pie confessed
    Perry Mason was nowhere to be found.
    Is what.
     
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    Sometimes I have a hard time trying to figure out what the heck you are saying.
     
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    You mean there are some times you do? Might want to get yourself checked out....or book an exorcism....something.
     
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    I thought it was just me.
     
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    OK ... already.
    Whose fleece was caught jaywalking.
    I coulda said Niece.
     
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    Must be rough getting so low on carrots.
    Is what.
     
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    You should print that on T-shirts and sell them on the street corner.
     
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    Mary dint have a Little Lamb
    Therefore it's fleece wasn't very white.
    More like playdough,I think.
    Therefore I am ?
     
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    Good morning barflies. Happy Tuesday. Special today... Texas whiskey. No pushing, plenty to go around.

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    I had this flashback of me and my mom yesterday. One of those happy memories.

    Mom's hearing got bad. Course she didn't think so. You had to yell so she could hear but it was OK because we're Italian and talk loud anyway. The hand gestures were an added bonus. Still my brother and I wanted to get her a hearing aid.
    No, I can hear fine.
    So I figured get one of those hearing aids that are not junk but not thousands of dollars and let her try it. If she likes, excellent. If not, I tried. So I get this hearing amplifier thing. I tried it and it worked great amplifying sound. To me anyway. So I go upstairs and she's sitting in her lounge chair in the den watching TV. I was like, Ma check this out. What is it? Something so you can hear a little better. I told you I don't want a hearing aid. I can hear fine. You don't listen. Good, you have money to waste.
    So I turn the TV off and tell her, it has 3 settings. We have to try the low one first. Put the thing in your ear and Ill talk normal tone. She does and now Im moving my lips to Mary Had a Little Lamb and using hand gestures but no sound. Ahahahaha. She looks at me like, when am I suppose to hear something? Im laughing typing this. So I took it out of her ear and said, Did you hear anything? No nothing. Why did you spent money on this thing when I told you I didn't want it! Im like, you're worth it. Lets turn it up and see. So I do and did the same thing. No sound. Ahahaha She got so hot and I started laughing. She's like now its funny? I don't know where you came from. Everything is funny to you. Then I said, I was just moving my lips. No sound. Ahahahaha
    She said her most favorite line to me when I pulled **** on her. 'You *******'. Ahahahaha Yes I am an ******* and you love me.
    Ahahaha
    I miss her. She said I would someday and she was right.
     
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    Falena, Kimi asked me to tell you hi. So hi from Kimi. :banana:
     
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    Ok thanks. Im gonna email her now. We were talking a few days ago and I got caught up in stuff I had to get done in real life.
    I wish she would stop in the bar. Mary too. We had some great laughs. Ill bet some still don't believe Kimi dated Bob Seger when she was younger and managing that bar on Main St.

     
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    IMG_0644.JPG Backseat driver!! He checks out the cars and trucks. The red trucks are what gets his attention.
     
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