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Ah *brilliant* Isaac Asimov, who famously was too afraid to fly in any commercial jetliner, EVER.
Who neglected his own family, and spent month after month in his study with his typewriter, spewing his atheist venom and
ignorance, as his own son became a homosexual pedophile, and was caught in Northern California with hundreds of
images of little boys on his computer. How truly atheist.

Isaac converted to atheism after he prayed to God to pass a science test. When Isaac failed, he *showed* God by swearing allegiance to
atheist faith forever after. How brilliant.

"If something is going upward from the earth, it will continue on forever." - Asimov in Counting the Eons

The poor ignoramus said nothing about neglecting gravity, and, by the way, AIR RESISTANCE!

I wrote to his publisher citing this and many other ignorant mistakes by the old fool and Asimov sent me a postcard calling me names.
As if that excused his published ignorance. Such is the pettiness of atheists.

Page 12 "If the tube is long enough and wide enough, all the exhaled air remains in that long tube and you will breathe the same air over and over again and it will not be long before you suffocate (underwater)".

WHAT a DOOFUS!

First, you can't inhale from a snorkel even 18 inches long when you are vertical in the water. The water pressure prevents it.
BUT, even if you COULD, inhale through the snorkel, and exhale through your nose. No suffocation. How hard is this for an atheist like Asimov?
Impossible. Easy for a child. Impossible for the premier American Atheist.

NOW he knows there is a God, but it's too late.