I have just discovered that I am God. I am omnipotent and omniscient and demand all to worship Me or I will torture them forever. If you do worship Me, I will reward you by giving life everlasting where you will sit at my side telling me how great I am for all eternity. Now granted if you don't worship Me, it will be the same thing, only you will probably find this to be torture. Also, I will take credit for any success you have, but all failure is on you, since I gave you free will. Of course, because I am omniscient, I have known since the beginning of time that you were going to fail, but I chose to create you anyway so I can say I love you. Finally, I want everyone to know that I created the universe using the Big Bang and created life on Earth by firing lightning through the primordial atmosphere. I then took those first simple lifeforms and evolved them to the species we know today Now I know some of you may doubt My claim, but it is up to you to disprove it or it has the same credibility as Jesus, Allah or Shiva. Of course I don't have to provide any proof really since it is just a matter of faith.
Be careful - it only needs one or two to believe you and before you can say 'I am the light of the world!' you'll have become a Deity and have millions of followers.
Can I eat fish on Fridays and what are the after death benefits if I worship you. Its a competitive market you have joined!
Wait until your azz is dead and your guts dissolving into bacterial soup. Then try to tell us you are God.
Yes, you can eat fish on Fridays, but the only death benefits is you get to bask in My glory for all eternity.
Hopefully you have family who will lock up all of the guns. So what are we to debate? How to report you to some authority? Proving you are not god is easy. But who wants to go to prison? LOL Afterall, since JC did not look physically like the JC who died, who would believe it if you were carted in, after you had risen from the grave and your finger prints were not a match with the victim? LOL
LOL Then carry on god. This was quite the business back in the 60s. A few indian holy men who claimed to be god, made a fortune. From westerners.
Exactly. Ergo you are not God. Nor any god. Nor even an immortal angel. But you may qualify for a postmortal demon someday with talk like that. Nero Caesar thought he was a god and look how he ended up.
It's not going to happen because, obviously, I'm immortal. As for the demons, since I didn't create them, they don't exist. Also, Nero couldn't be a god since I am.
The nice thing is that, according to you, everyone on this board and all the other deities in the world are all on the same footing. No one can deny us unless they prove us wrong.