I am God

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  1. PrincipleInvestment

    PrincipleInvestment Well-Known Member

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    Then let him drink from the cup of life. He's got a lot of other players hyped to become martyrs. Your flock awaits.
     
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    RiaRaeb Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Do we have to eat your flesh and drink your blood, only my mate is a vegetarian, he gets most upset at communion.

    And heretics do we have to burn them, could we not just make them stand in the corner?
     
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    RiaRaeb Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Its a miracle, he saw into the heart of Jonsa, praise be to DD!
     
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    Philosophy has concluded that both God and mankind are immortal.

    But however God controls your azz and if he/she/it gives it to Lucifer then it/you will roast in Hell.
     
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    You must be Kapernick because only Kapernick thinks Kapernick is blessed.

    Everyone else knows he is a d!ck.
     
  6. Passacaglia

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    Kaepernick is in? All glory be to DarkDaimon!

    I look forward to smiling down on all the obsessively butthurt tools.
     
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    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    Now how could God control Me if I'm God? I really should have gave humanity and extra boost in the logic department when I created them.
     
  8. DarkDaimon

    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    You're just jealous.
     
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  9. DarkDaimon

    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    That's really gross and makes me more than a bit uncomfortable. And no, don't burn heretics. In fact, I'm the freakin' judge of sin not you silly humans so tell everyone to stop being such jerks to each other.
     
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    FreshAir Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    we will still include you on our money, In God we Trust, that means you too
     
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    What is this obsession with who gets whose azz the religious have?;)
     
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    More immaculate conception logic in yet another fabricated misnomer from one of those schizoid "man is God" super ego homicidal sociopsychopathic suicidal Islam Christiananality pedophile mentalities on that giving a megalomaniacal crusade of survival of the fittest fascists to humanity.
     
  13. DarkDaimon

    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    You have some anger issues you need to work on.
     
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    As this is determined to be contrary to some compulsive-obsessive disorder, which is supposedly meant to make order in the universe no doubt.
     
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    Sorry, you're too late. trump beat you to it.
     
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    I wish you would sacrifice your life for those who follow you. They love you. If only you could prove you love them and will always be there for them. How would you do it?
     
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    An immortal being has infinite life. Any supposed "sacrifice" is meaningless when you don't actually give anything up. A God could prove his love and that he would always be there by loving and always being there. He could start by refraining from the childish tantrum of sending everyone who doesn't obey him to eternal torture. I'll give this to DD, he certainly has a moral leg up on historical depictions of God. A universalist God may have him beat, though.
     
  18. DarkDaimon

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    Meh, after I created the universe, I just sort of let it do its own thing. I'm actually, kind of lazy.
     
  19. DarkDaimon

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    See, this is what happens when I give you guys free will, you screw it up!
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    Any sentence that starts with those three words can just go ahead and stop right there.
     
  21. DarkDaimon

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    Dude, I like, totally created everyone. Isn't that proof enough of my love? Sheesh, you guys are so demanding.
     
  22. DarkDaimon

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    You are most wise, yardmeat.
     
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    Huh? what the.......hahahaha If you are yardmeat, is that like yard bird? That's a nickname for a rooster or hen.

    Anyone has him beat....even a yardbird or yardmeat. hahaha sorry, man. I can't help myself. I'm getting tired and silly.

    Nope, you don't want your fans total dedication. You don't love them. Give yourself for them. Don't be afraid. You can come right back after. You are omniscient and omnipotent..............wait............oh boy......you tricked me... You aren't........duhahaha.....dolp

    Yardbirds lays some great breakfast eggs, and make a great summer cookout with corn on the cobb, but..........I'm not so sure about this wise stufffff..........don't make me check his spelling and grammar. Why haven't you saved him? What are you waiting on? Don't you love him unconditionally?

    Yeah yeah yeah. I'm listening...............:rolleyes:
     
  24. yardmeat

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    "Listening," but non-responsive.
     
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    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    Well, I did it. I sacrificed myself and came back. It's not a big deal.


    I don't like to give away spoilers.
     
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