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    Thank you for this information. I’m not sure how to proceed, I will consider her culture more.
     
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    Sure, you're welcome.

    @Buri

    I can't say, I've never been with a foreign woman. And I never had to "culturize" myself.

    What I do, what I read, it's because I truly like it. The country music I listen to, it's because I like it. If I force myself to listen Russian Kazachok because of someone, I think there'd be a huge conflict in me and my current "program" will override else.

    Forgot something else. Don't go around alone in Russian cities especially Moscow and tell "Oi, I'm from Philly". They'll break your nose and rupture your spleen. I nearly got jumped in one of their Subway stations. Police was there and just walked away when I shouted for some help. And I'm not an American. You'll have SO MUCH more trouble.

    I understood what was going to happen, three guys encircled me and we were pretty much alone when Police left. One was obviously under substance and said something "Ееее, пацан, денги давай е? Кушать я хочу, блять.", translated "Ey, give me all your money, I'm hungry and I wanna eat, you b*tch."

    I always carry a knife, even abroad. I usually carry a Spyderco Residence or a Cold Steel Voyager/Hold Out II. I pulled ye out of the pocket without opening the blade only so they can see I have a HUGE knife in me hand, and I shouted with all my throat while making a few quick steps towards the most distanced guy from me, so he and them won't expect it. I shouted in my foreign Balkan language that his mother is gonna kiss him cold, put on a few foreign swears and that guy and his buds totally sh*t their pants. Hearing a non-Western, non-Russian language totally made them sh*t their big papa panties. Little girls. Just stared at me, and while trying to realize what just happened, I quickly navigated out of their stupid Subway.

    I'll never enter any Club or Bar. Just avoid that AT ALL TIMES no matter how much she forces you to. HardRock cafe on Arbatskaya is safe, and small diners during the day. At night, just go to the HardRock. It's pretty safe there.

    Avoid walking foot outside the city center, especially in the 3rd or 4th Wheel in Moscow (MKAD). And don't dress American. Don't put baseball caps, don't put hoodies, wear some slim fit jeans, and a tight jacket, preferably a dark leather one, or just a dark jacket.

    And you'll be fine.

    Russians also like Pelmeni food with vodka. Surprise them by boiling some Pelmeni for them, serve with vodka, eat and drink that together. Not so bad. Pelmeni you can get at any store, ready to just throw into boiling water for 10-ish mins.

    And, yeah, maybe buy them an album of Zhuki, they love that Zhuki - Tankist song. Or even better, get a compact CD or something of the band Leningrad or Gruppa Krovi as a gift. They listen to all these, mostly Leningrad and their vocalist Sergey Shnurov. Just don't go empty handed. Or you'll often be met with hostility.

    A compact CD of Shnurov (Leningrad) for five dollars, one CD of Zhuki, two boxes of Pelmeni and two bottles of Stolichnaya / Putinka will melt Roshan hearts, that, I do promise ya, sir. And you're set for no more than $20-30.

    Hope this helps.
     
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    Thank you, this helps a lot! I think I’ll take your advice and not go there. I’m glad you didn’t get stomped out, that’s a wild story.

    I’ll see about rounding up those items. I would imagine if I showed up to a dinner event with those, there would be quite a reaction! Any other information that pops in your head later I’d be happy to read.
     
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    Yeah, tell me bout it. My American knife saved me without even using it.

    Well, that sums it up. When you're about to make a toast, Germans say Prost!, in Russian you say Davai! or Nu, davai! Literally translates "Let's go."

    Something else, let's see...

    Hahaha, okay. Listen now. If you wanna shock them totally, when at a dinner and when speaking about past events, nostalgia and such, bring that up:

    V komunizme, tam buylo lyubvi. Istinskaya lyuboov. A seichas, prosta sex. Prosta sport. Zhalka. Ochen zhalka. Lyudi drugiye. Mir drugoi...

    They often use that, Russians. It's super cheesy but it works. It's basically saying that "In Soviet times, there was love. Now, it's just sex. Just sport. Sad. Very sad. People changed."

    They'll be INSANELY surprised if ye say that. Even she.

    Keep safe, bud.
    And ya welcome.
     
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    LOL....why would russkis abandon US "petrodollar".....how would all those oligarchs buy up all their fancy properties without US greenbacks.....rubles are about worth the same as toilet paper??
     
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    They buy in Sochi now. With rubies. Russians are finally home. Buying properties home.
     
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    This spoke since 2008 I hear on Russian TV. If we change petrodollar, noting to do. Gasprom is not a large company. Gasprom is not effective company, They live becose goverment support it. If we have eqval rules for any company, Gasprom was daid.
     
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    How can live goverment like father? Its not about Russia. Russians hate goverment, becose it is corruption, do not to do for people and etc...
     
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    Oligarhs do not buy property in Sochi. They take other country citizenship. We have a lot people who can't across aboard(GRU, FSB, goverment emploer, etc) They buy property in Sochi
     
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    So who's living and buying in Sochi, then? The Germans? Come on.
     
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    Can You naimed them? I don't hear about it. Russian havn't jornalist who clam Putin. I know only 2 men, first is kamikadze on youtube and second Navalny(group named FBK). They is alive. Nnavalny have a problem with goverment, but hi is is number one against Putin.
     
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    US: Who killed Nemtsov? Tell us if you know, please! Because Nemtsov was speaking against Putin, and he got killed just before his Press Conference. And it was a public murder, just near the Kremlin. We also want to know who killed the leaders of Donetsk and Lugansk Republics just after their win against Ukraine. Everyone blames the Ukrainians, but I don't think that's the case. Givi, Motorola and Zaharchenko were killed pretty easily. With bombs. Tell us in Russian, I will translate correctly.

    There was checkpoints everywhere, and if that was Ukrainian Special Forces who murdered Givi, Motorola, Zaharchenko, how did they have info about their whereabouts? How they killers went through the checkpoints? Soldiers were everywhere in the forests. How did they go through these defences? And if someone captured the "assassins", they were gonna pull their nails one by one. Who's that crazy to risk his own life like that? I think that was a Russian job. To clean evidence, and remove the "inconvenient" and replace them with Kremlin muppets.

    RU: Знаешь кто убил Немцов? Если ты знаеш, давай пожалуйста, скажи нам! Потому что Немцов говорил против Путина, и его убили непосредственно перед его Пресс Конференцией. И это было публичное убийство, точно рядом от Кремля. Мы также хотим узнать кто убил лидеров Донецкой и Луганской республик сразу после их победы над Украиной. Ты расскажи нам по русски, я переведу на английский, ок? Все обвиняют украинцев, но я не думаю что это так. Гиви, Моторола и Захарченко были убиты довольно легко. С бомбами.

    Там были контрольно-пропускные пункты везде, солдаты в лесах. И если это были Украинские Спецнази которые убили Гиви, Моторола, Захарченко, как у них была информация о их местонахождении? И если кто-то захватил "ассасинов", они собирались потянуть ногти украинцев один по один. Кто такой сумасшедший, чтобы рисковать своей собственной жизнью как это? Я думаю, что это была русская работа. Очистить доказательства, удалить "неудобные" и заменить их с Кремлевскими маппетами.
     
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    I like Kvas, Kvas Nikola is not good. Good Kvas can't buy in network market, but you can buy Ochacovskiy it is better. About soup, I don't know what You test, probobly SCHI. Its national food, but we can't eat it. Russian have a lot soup and other food, and cream too, but you never teste it, becose our restorant do not make national food. All You see in restorant worse fake. You can try get friends in Russia to test food. Only handmade food. But now vegetables in market havn't taste and some food have different taste. About other country food we think like You. Rassians have more foods, becose Russia more then Europe and Russia have many nationality to, europe to. And we can taste Italian or Japanise food as example, but you can't try Russian food.
    About Lenin. Where You find this women? How old she? Over 100?
     
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Let me assist your English.

    No, I see a school and another building. I live in Moscow.

    Try that.
     
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    No, not over 100. Young dudes and girls wanting Communism back. P.S. Check my upper post, I've written some things in Russian for you to answer. Cheers.
     
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    And also Bear and Balalayka.
    About 3(TTK) and MKAD you can't walk there becose its HiWay, there is nobody, only car. About safty, we can walk anywhere and anytime. You told about Gopniks from 90, I am sad You, now we have no Gopniks. And Russian love any nationality and Americans too. Don't worry about it. And do not wear dark dress. Russians do not like dark wear, only incoming imigrants got dark. Leningrad is famos group, but I hear only one song "На выставке Вангога" - good song. For understand this song You do know history 90. Don't buy chep Pelmeny. And Pelmeny don't eat with Vodka. With Vodka eat Seledka
     
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    People who can't across aboard(goverment)
     
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    Russian wery conservative and do not speak about sex. She think are You crazy
     
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    I can pretty much assure you Pelmeni is eaten with vodka. At least in Moskva (Moscow). I can bet a lot on that. I can get you Russians on a conference call even. See my previous post, I had a few questions for you. Thanks.

    And yeah, "Russians don't speak about sex". They speak about dolls and tea parties. Why am I getting a vibe that you're Russian no more than I am a French-Polynesian. I hope I am wrong. It'll be clear when you answer the question about Ukraine and Nemtsov I asked you a little bit above.
     
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    Nemtsov in last time do not take politics. I like Nemtsov, I saw how changed Novgorod when he was there. Nemtsov was not big against Putin. And killers take. About Ukrain, a civilian war there, some people like one side some other. Kremlin noting got with they daid
     
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    My skype imobile2008, call me. But now night, I go sleep
     
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    Thank You. I try write without translater and books. Mabe it's look bad, but I am understend more and more remember.
     
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    "Nemtsov was not big against Putin. And killers take."
    Huh?

    So what about the leaders of the Donetsk and Lugansk Republics. Who killed them at the end?

    I don't use Skype anymore. Here (the forum) is fine. Thanks.
     
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    Nemtsov was not politics last time. When he killed some remember about him spoke. But he spech about Putin is not spice.
    Who killed people Donetsk and Lugansk? People from other side Ukrane.

    Why You afraid Skype?
     
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    @Igor

    I'm afraid that Skype will kill me. You got it right. I said I don't use Skype since it's outdated. Everybody now uses Viber, WhatsApp, Hangouts or Telegram. Maybe we should use Telegram. How do you think? Oh, wait. Right. It's banned in Russia. Sorry. Ah, my mistake. I'm so stupid.

    "Who killed people Donetsk and Lugansk? People from other side Ukrane."
    Right. So Ukrainians went to hostile territory, where there's literally hundreds of guards everywhere and thousands more can be mobilized for minutes, and they went and killed the top leaders, and then evaded successfully. Right. Okay, that's believable. I admit.

    "But he spech about Putin is not spice."
    Not spice, eh? Okay. Let's give that a reality check!

    Nemtsov in an Interview before his death:
    Everyone is unhappy with Putin, save perhaps his closest friends, members of the so-called Ozero dacha cooperative [this is the influential group united by country houses built alongside the Komsomolskoye lake near St. Petersburg - ed]. In only a few years these fellows turned from medium-sized entrepreneurs into dollar billionaires. For example, the Kovalchuk brothers have seized power over Gazprom; the KGB veteran Gennady Timchenko is now a trader who controls 40 percent of all crude oil exports; Putin’s former sambo coaches, the Rotenberg brothers, continue to get lucrative contracts, and there are a few more people like this. Russian business, including some major players, has demonstrated its loyalty, but deep down they do not want Putin to return to the Kremlin. Just look at the facts: for three consecutive years capital has been flowing out of the country, with some 40 billion dollars being taken out of the country in 2010 alone. Khodorkovsky was sentenced to another 14 years’ imprisonment – this was a pre-election move, partly to make cowardly businessmen sit up and shut up. Second, people around Medvedev, such as Igor Yurgens, are categorically against Putin’s second coming. They understand that for them personally it would mean the end.

    There's more to this. I just don't have time to dig up more.
     
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