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What will be in the trump Library

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  1. Capt Nice

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    It's been in the news lately how the California fires have been a threat to the Reagan Library. It prompted an interesting article in my local news paper about what to expect to find when we have a trump Library.
    Five trump steaks, four bankruptcy filings, three marriage certificates, two divorce decrees, a payment to a porn star, no books, a framed trump University diploma, The Mueller Report, a love letter to Kim Jong Un, an autographed portrait of Vladimir Putin, covfefe, certificate of occupancy for trump Tower in Moscow and Istanbul, an entire section devoted to nondisclosure agreements, a video loop of Sean Spicer repeating the presidents inaugural crowd was the largest ever - period, about half a million tweets and of course the articles of impeachment.
     
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    Don’t forget that masterpiece of formal diplomatic writing - the letter to the President of Turkey!

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    There could be a couple of Ivanka books

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    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Then there would be
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    The trump family portrait

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    HereWeGoAgain, Nov 3, 2019
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    Every time I see that picture I think of this

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    Might even have a whole shelf of Trump books, in which case it will be the most haunted library in history with that many ghost writers :p
     
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    How to get whatever you want from a rich daddy.

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    How about the "Golden Showers " tape ??? :)
     
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    Do you think Putin will give it up?
     
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    Not as long as his little puppy, and puppet, Trump does as he's told.....
     
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    Maybe this one

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    Grandpa looks a little Doolally
     
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    For when you only have one colour left.......orange

    Lols!
     
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    Skin crawling!
     
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    What will be in the trump Library?

    Crickets.
     
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    I just keep thinking that every month you will see advertisements saying

    “Will the people please refrain from changing our name on our sign. It it the Donald J Trump Twitter Library not the “Donald j Trump Twit li “
     
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    The real issue of Trumps reading ability keeps being questioned
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    Actually Spicer has been fairly remarkable:

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    All that needs to be done is to just rename the Prison Library wherever the BLOTUS ends up being incarcerated and paint the bars orange.
     
    Derideo_Te, Nov 10, 2019
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    The trump Lie-brary will be much better stocked.
     
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