Almost 200,000 of 500,000 white males of this StaAaaateE. Answered the Call of Duty.. Dooootee… Wallace might say... Duuutuu. Now, Alabama took the responsibility of civil, order, government, upon itself. This Capitol BuuillldddiiiIiiIin. Wrote the Confederate Constitution. Harry McCarthy wrote the Bonnie Blue Flag in its chambers. The God of the Fathers of Jefferson Davis will see to the right. The RiiiIiight. However! Many TooDaAy, Just, Don't listen. Baptists like Methodists like baths by waterhose… Garbage Unions got the straight shoulders they always wanted. Glory Glory, My Country Tis of Thee, Halleluja.
The bottom picture isn't Alabama. No 7-11 stores there. Hate stuff like this. The only acceptable bigotry in the U.S. is against Southerners. As with most other things, only Southerners should be making fun of Southerners. The rest of y'all don't have that right.
Turn out in Mississippi is very heavy early today. Because we understand the hate and bigotry against us.
O Oh come now. There's plenty to go around up north too. Idaho, Two dakotas, cheese heads...why on Earth are there two Dakota's? There's more people at an Ohio State Michigan game and they get 4 senators and 10 electoral votes. Southerners are just more numerous and face it, they revel in it.
Sorry but I was trying to show that although people do make fun of stuff like this there is also something to admire about the sheer inventiveness and determination
Just sit back and watch the geniuses tell you how smart they are because of where they live. At least we have electricity.
