Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

...and then diverts a couple of police officers away from valuable relief duties to escort him through the airport and wait at his side until he's safety on the airplane.

 

Since their PR debacles, the governor of Texas and Ted Cruz have been in discussions. They concluded that Ted Cruz's daughters are the real cause of the power failure

 

Biden declared Texas to be a disaster area today.

That comes about 100 years too late.

 

The next Texas State Motto:

Give me liberty or give me heat!

 

You can always tell a Texan...


But you can't tell him much.

 

Texas...where the missing "s" is silent.

 

Ted Cruz has already started his next reelection campaign.

This announcement came from his campaign headquarters in Cancun.

 

The trump wing is so full of it now that the only path to having balanced discussions here, is to ban all trumpers.

 

Maybe we could just create a new badge - the LIAR badge.

 

The Texan-Republican power grid failure has been such a disaster that Texas has gone liberal. AOC is being installed as Governor and they wish to be called Eastern California from now on.

 

He is waving at imaginary UFOs

 

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”

 

I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?” “Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.”

 

Two men talking on a bus.
“I’ve been riding this bus to work for fifteen years now”.
“Lord have mercy, where did you get on?”

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/stevie-wonder-tells-oprah-permanently-204526667.html

Stevie Wonder Tells Oprah He Is Permanently
Moving to Ghana to Protect Grandchildren from Injustice​

During a recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, the 25-time Grammy-winner, 70, opened up about his future plans to live in Ghana indefinitely — as part of his efforts to shield his lineage of grandchildren and great grandchildren from racial injustice in the U.S. . .


Well he can't see what a sh*thole place Ghana is.


Moi

Support Descendants of slaves
Immigration to West Africa​

 

Ew.

 

Obviously he can see what a shthole this place is.

 

A friend of mine is a tax attorney. He had a client who owed for many years in back taxes, who died. The IRS contacted him seeking payment for his client. He told them his client had died. "For which years?" responded the IRS agent.

True story

 

Former Owner Law Practice and HOA Management Company (1977–2015)

This is not about me but about my sister Tammy. Tammy never watched TV.
She did not even own one. Tammy was a flight attendant for the now defunct
USAir.

Tammy worked first class. She was an amazingly beautiful woman in her
early thirties. One day she was told that there was a special passenger in
first classs and she was to make sure he had a good flight. They said the
passenger was a person named Jay Leno and that meant nothing to her.

Jay Leno has a sort of a quarter moon shaped face. He is different
looking. She saw him and thought special meant mentally deficient. She
talked to him like a baby and even cut up his dinner for him. That night
he did a monologue on obnoxious airline attendants.

 

In fairness I don't like being treated as an invalid because I'm white, I live in Africa, and I've been known to speak up. If I want help I'll ask for it.

Besides, if she didn't have TV she didn't see it and it was only her "friends" that turned it into an issue for her.

 

I was going to post this in funny pictures, but it’s tasteless really.

 

The least popular job in the US this week:

Telling everyone attending CPAC [a far right republican loony tune conference] to wear a mask! LOL!!!! At the 1 minute mark.

 

Somebody missed their Bible classes as a child. This is actually on display at CPAC.