Apparently a State Farm agent put a Help Wanted ad in the classified section of the newspaper. He got this response from a secretary/typist...
I am sure the owner would be the first to tell you not to let the door hit you in the arse on your way out.
Seriously? The government not paying for your condoms is severe deprivation? Surely you jest! To get laid or not get laid is your business and...
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Cowpeople? I don't think that has much ring to it. In light of the hard times they have fallen on, I think Cowpatties would be more fitting.
I might differ some in that we were no longer a republic as envisioned by the Founders. That concept died at Appomattox.
From North Vietnam to North Korea? Okay. The Korean conflict was certainly one we should have stayed out of. The reason we actually...
Ho Chi Minh had actually asked for American aid in overcoming the Imperialistic French who tried to maintain their colony in French Indo-China. We...
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SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to...
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