Smartie's 2013 Bar & Grill #50

sure..long as theres plenty of snow LOL






The dude that started that website is a genius lmao!!

 

Brrrrrr! No thanks! How ya feeling, sweetie? Get over your fall?

 

Wow falena has her own personlized emoticon now? LOL

 

Yeah... rank has it's privileges.

She's been grousing about missing you.. and where is she this morning? Prob passed out someplace. Will she be mad when she finds out you were here and she missed you.

 

nah she got her ass outa bed and caught up with me in "private" .. lol not sure what the quotes are for

Hey next September Im gonna be passin thru Texas on I-20.. anything you recommend takin a look at?
Other than the Texas women of course

 

Hey, how about taking a look at ME while you're passing thru!??

LOL... of course, depends on where you're going on I20, but there's a Denny's at the corner of Cockrell Hill Road and I20 and if you're coming thru Dallas that way.... I'd love to meet ya there for a cup of coffee!! It's only a few miles from my house and my fav place to meet wandering internet pals! Lemme know, OK? I'd be there with bells on!!

 

Yeah all I got was a skinned up knee and my pride hurt some. Looks like we are having a heat wave today. It is up to -6 right now. I just got back from therapy and I am feeling pretty good all considered. The weather folks said that we might get up to +5 today but I'm not counting on it.

 

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'mornin, Testor. My, but we're starting early... drinking to forget or remember???

 

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Nah only the usual.....just the Breakfest of Champions!

 

Hi Lary, good to show yourself again. How's life?

 

Wow, glad to see OT back and posting again.
Nice to see Lary again too. I was beginning to think he might have been lost on Military Trail.. Are you still in S. Fl..Lary?

 

Seven Bar Jokes
Involving Grammar
and Punctuation.
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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.


http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation

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LOL, I likey.

 

- All's Well that Ends ... well ... Okey Dokey I guess.

 

Worst day of the week, Manic Mondays.

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Um ... I'm a Poet and I know it.
Cream Cheese Poetry later tonight.
After me Imbibes a bit.

 

I knew you'd appreciate it, Foolie. Anybody who works as hard as you to wreck the English language has gotta see the humor in those jokes! LOLOL

How 'bout a bit of brandy to take the chill off your bones...

 

I have to feel it.Like a Basketball shooter on game night.
That is how a lot of life works.
So I'll just have to see where me poetics are later in the night.

 

Oh come on Smartie! Denny's? Surely you can do better than that
And I know its gonna make ya'll fall flat on yer arses, but im actually not a coffee drinker
I have a feelin 98% of the clientele in this here bar are high on the java right now lol

I'll let ya know if Im passin thru the Dallas area though...would be great to actually see the legendary owner of Smarties in person..lol sorta like seein the Wizard behind the curtain hey? lol

 

Hiya Shang!!!
Life is always good to me... long as I have a beer in my hand and a recliner to drink it in hahaha!
Good to see ya though..hope alls well with you

Oh Daisy darlin...you still stalkin me? lol
As a matter of fact I was on Military Trail this afternoon
I thought you were somewhere in Lousianna or something, no?

Im stopping in N'Orleans on my drive to Vancouver next fall... Lets meet at the local Denny's LOL!!
Maybe I'll make the long drive into a Smarties B&G tour hahaha!!

Good to hear from ya Daisy

 

I'm LiKe waitin fur MY MaN
Feelin Good ... I'm >>> Ah I'M
Ah yeah ... Oh yeah ... I'm ah ah yeah
waitn'n For MY MaN ... Uptown ... then Downtown
side streets ... all over the place ....
I'm ... I'm waitin' fur My ... My .... My MaN.
Drew ... hey dude ... wait.Say Mr.Barrymore
I i I got th'shoes.Blue suede.Real close fit ...
No ... no ... Don't run .... Off. They fit.I sa sa swear !
Cuz I'm ... I'aaaam Lookin' for MyMaN > 26 may may maybe more in
My hand.Th' aw right
I still waitin' For My ... my ... My Man.
no matter How late .... I get My
I get it ...
My ... my ... you know.Like work it on out.
I have to go now.
Mom ... like is that You?
You just copped !
She duh MaN ... She be it.She duh one.
My my my Date ,,, is a real man
Work it on out .... yeah ... MoM.
No need for the Man.I got ...
Like ... I got My MoM.
Beat that ...

 

Really depends on playing Lou Reed's - I am Waiting for My Man -
By Velvet Underground { Lou Reed }

In memory of Edie

 

Good morning everyone. I trust that this finds you in the best of everything this morning. Now it is time to be up and about, so what say we get started with a good breakfast today. Enjoy.

 

G'mornin, folks! Snowing to beat the band in Big D! Thunder, sleet, rain, snow... you name it, we've got it this morning! Made it in fine, though. Too warm (34) to stick to anything, so it's just nasty out there.

LOL @ Larry and his aversion to Denny's. You do know they sell other beverages, right?? Even ice water!!!! Silly boy... I'll meet ya under the I20 overpass if you'd be more comfortable... just gimme a mile marker and I'll be there with bells on!!! ROFLMAO

Gotta hit it... BBL y'all!

Thx for the yummy breakfast, OT! Looks mighty good this morning!