Smartie's Bar & Grill #51

I dunno about non feisty. .. when falena gets on a roll...

Yeah, it's nice to get away from the maddening crowd now and then. Esp when we put targets on our heads with our scr names, eh? LOL.

 

Hi there Amer Nat- it is good to get away from the hostility, isn't it? It is nice to try and have a normal conversation. So glad to meet you.

That's why we love SMW's bars and so glad she opened one up again!

 

Can't say I do, but I did just buy wavy rippled chips. They go good especially with hoagies .

 

Hotter'n hades down here. You Yankees hoggin all the cool air?

 

LOL @ sweet pie. Pie serves triple duty in the south... sweet as pie, easy as pie... and just plain ole pie.

Oh yeah, and pi for you math heads.

 

Thanks. Seem to be on the mend & I adore Bruce Hornsby (T'would seem that "on the mend" means...."hurt like hell" in the meantime.}

*making notes*Take it slow
**attempts to find definitive example** of "taking it slow"

Is probably better than having Doc Dred steal my Depends again.

'Spose it depends on which part of me you talking about.
My Doc came in Friday AM and took a pic of my tongue....b/c I told him I'd been trying too & couldn't get it come out clear; he took one and sent it to my own cell. I love this guy!

What a nice thing to say! Welcome to our humble hang out spot!!

Oh hell...you was looking for 'intellectuals'!
Sorry about that.

Seriously? His first visit with us and you hitting up for "gum"?
That's some weak sauce, baby!

This made me laugh so hard, it made me cough, which in turn, hurt everthing.
I feel I have no choice, but to report you to the powers that be, for trying to harm another Forum member.

 

Mornin, early risers. Go figure... eyes popped open like I'm late for work. Hard to break that creature of habit syndrome. Coffee.. I need coffee.

 

morning, try folgers coffee

[video=youtube;tmgdH8oAcG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmgdH8oAcG4[/video]

 

Good one, LM. My doo wop choice is still Dunkin, but Folgers will do in a pinch.

 

Coffee, forget coffee. I want what they are giving Tresh. Wait, how about some of it and some coffee. Yes, that should do it.

 

Aww, yes. Coffee, pain pill, e cig... set for the day.

Works for me.

 

Incidentally, our decor is lacking, don'tchathang?
So I went to the market and found us a nice lil potter plant. Like it?

 

Luv it. Can I get a starter off that plant? I'd like to try growing my own. Does it bloom? *plays innocent*

 

*YAWN*
Blinkety, blinkety, blink.

I was sleeping fine until
a) some Yankee chick comes flying in, demanding to see her "Sister...yeah, I know we don't look nuthin' alike,you gottaproblem withthat, 'cause I'll clock ya standing right here, ya know??"

b)SMW wakes up from over yonder in the corner wearing....what, the hell? Smartie! Smartie...!
Dang it woman....climb down off the chair, pull yer pants back up & for God's sakes....please, please quit mooning the city in all it's fine state.
*shakes head sadly*

{she swore to me "No more happy pills, tresh, I *promise*}
[See what happens when I try and be hospitable, people? See what happens?)

Waitasecomdhere.....

Oh HELL no!
Doc Dred!!! Doc Dred!!!!!! [somebody hand me that tranquilizer gun! No! The BIG one for Pete's sake, hurrytheHELL up!]

Doc....if you don't put LM down----AND the jukebox, BOTH of 'em right now....I'm gonna aim for yer manly, dangling parts this time! I swears it!

Good Lo-rd, no wonder they look at me when like I'm some kind of----what?

*sigh*
Smartie....SMARtie! Fer the last time....my t-shirt is SO too big for you and no, as a matter of fact, I don't happen to think that it would make "a right purty dress!"

.....oh somebody help me....where's the really high quality stuff being given out....Nevermind...gotta go! (sh!!! I still "right here" ---------------->)



SHANG! (not to be confused with "Shane!")

Look everone! Shang is here and shebrought a BUDDY!! (shhhhhhhhh. herfriend is sleeeeeping! everbody sing all soft like.......)


(found a DONUT! shhhhhh)

 

Not sure, have to look that up. Seriously, that stuff could grow in my back yard and I would have to consult Wiki first to see what it is. Looks nice though, doesn't it?

 

Yeah, looks real nice. I think Tresh could use a brownie this morning. Put some bacon in it... its natl bacon day.

 

Perhaps a one of those LI Iced Teas may go down easier than solids?

 

Good idea... liquid high.

Off to run errands. Try not to burn the joint down while im gone

 

now that the federal government won't enforce in legal states, it's a good business people will probably get into.

it's dangerous because the bank's won't all credit cards for these establishments, but maybe that rule would change in the states so these places aren't vulnerable to robberies.

all in all its something interesting to think about at least.

 

nononononoooooooo!
My ice cream!
Leave my gown alone!