http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-...form-hard-under-febrile-politics--abbott.html Gimme a break onion boy... I have often thought of Abbott, out at the Army obstacle course,dressed only in a German type helmet, a leather motor bike vest, a pair of orange budgee smugglers, and a pair of unlaced army boots....grasping a 303 with bayonet attached.... stabbing at a straw filled dummy attached to a wooden frame..... With each forward lunge, Abbott mutters..."I stopped the boats....then another lunge... I abolished the carbon tax"......It repeats over and over again... His face is streaked with dirt and sweat....he's almost exhausted...suddenly a white stretch limo pulls up and out steps Malcolm Turnbull, cigar in hand, dressed in a white suit, with a white stetson on his head, looking forever like Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard.....(but no sign of Daisy...) Turnbull has put on a little weight lately, having been grazing in a lovely pasture, and calls out to Abbott.... "Relax, Tone...he says..."You can go home....I'll take over now......" With that he laughs loudly as he gets back in the limo... Abbott wipes his face and pulls out an onion...starts munching on it.... "Ive been screwed....." he mutters........."bloody screwed....." Meanwhile, in the background, Bronwyn Bishop, hiding behind a tree, is p1ssing herself laughing.....
Bishop prior to Malcolm turning up in a voter paid Limo, went to Tony the POME and said look master, either you make me the Deputy PM or I will make you not the PM, sounds fair to me Tony!
[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08[/video] You worry me Magoo, how often do you have visions of Tonee dressed like that?
Anything to remove the vision of the Liberals stud on a push bike waving to 14 year Malaysian prostitutes, and pretending they be part of Rudd's fan club gone over to him!
Actually, I prefer him in the tangerine....he leaves me breathless....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuI1BdUayJE
