Can the GOP housebreak their presidential nominee?

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  1. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, he has had his distemper shots and they have taught him to "Sit up and beg!" as he grovels before the filthy rich to finance his campaign.

    He has shown off his clever trick of reading from a TelePrompter like a trained politician.

    He has been whacked on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper for barking at Mexicans, Muslims, women, and anyone who does not lie down and expose his throat upon encountering him.

    As soon as they have him neutered and he stops panting after every potential trophy wife that happens by, they hope that he'll be ready to "Go fetch!" some votes.

    The problem of grooming remains a tough one, though.

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    Is there a Henry Higgins Trump Whisperer somewhere with a John Deere® heavy-duty backhoe pooper scooper?

    Can he ever be allowed to go off leash? Really?
     
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  3. Natty Bumpo

    Natty Bumpo Well-Known Member

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    Oh, oh!

    With even Fox and Rasmussen now noting his dismal performance, the GOP may just have to put this rabid mutt to sleep.

    (On the other little hand, there is general consensus that Clinton would make a horrible reality tv performer.)
     
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    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The behavioral problems could be caused by fleas, or worms. Ticks maybe?
     
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    Lol, Natty, this popped up on my Similar Threads just tonight. I guess the answer to your question is clear now: NO, they cannot. It's adorable that they once thought they could, though.
     
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    Nope. Your talking about a candidate that had the guts to stand up in the primaries and tell the country that the 9/11 attacks were The fault of George bush and he let it happen. That is unprecedented in american politics.

    Trump cannot be house broken. Thats what scares the crap out of the political and global elite. so much so that He has basically had to campaign against the entire elitist world this entire election cycle.
     
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    Do you really want a man in the Oval Office who has to be constantly housebroken? Not me.
     
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    yeah just think about how awful it would be..... a president who could not be bought off by corporations and actually works to get the economy moving and secure our boarders. Oh the horror!!!
     
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    Well, we don't know who can apply financial pressure, now do we? We have no idea who can put the screws to him on debt and investments.
     
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    Trump's life long focus on accumulation of money, coupled with the fact that he is a member of that ultra-wealthy 1% of Americans who lives in a bubble separate from the living experience of 99% of "normal" Americans, makes him a much more likely candidate to be bought off by corporations than Hillary. Since conservative economic policies pushing fewer government restrictions and less oversight on business tactics in America led us into the Great Depression (1929-1941), and the trickle-down era that led to the Great Recession of 2008, there's little evidence that those same economic policies would benefit this nation if Hillary's opponent won the Presidency. The porous borders issue is a false issue. Obama has already activated the very same policy being advocated by Trump for hunting down any criminal immigrant elements entering our country and returning them to their home. That program has been in effect for over a year and has been VERY successful. Trump simply doesn't inform voters that his idea is already Obama's policy.
     

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