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Trump Orders Construction of Huge Robot to Guard Border Wall

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by DTLR_com, Mar 26, 2017.

  1. DTLR_com

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    Here's a little story....

    WASHINGTON - When asked about how America planned to patrol the massive border wall President Trump proclaimed.

    “I will use YUGE robots! They will be bigly. You know, ten stories high. Watch me. I’ll do it. They will be the most amazing robots ever. You can trust me. I know robots.”

    When asked about how the robots would be controlled.

    ”The wall will be made of 24 karat gold. Every mile there will by giant TRUMP letters viewable from space. In these yuge letters we will install controllers for the robots.”

    When asked how America was to pay for the robots Trump said.

    “We have a yuge trade problem with Chyana. To settle our differences they are going to help with our security. They will build our robots, and pay for them. They will be fantastic robots. I am a fantastic deal maker. It will be a… fantastic deal.

    http://www.donaldtrumplovesrussia.com/Satire/Trump-Wall-Robot/
     
    DTLR_com, Mar 26, 2017
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    VietVet Well-Known Member

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    "I will have the best robots, believe me".
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    I love this forum. The humour and so many nutcases!
     
    Sallyally, Mar 27, 2017
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  4. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    The Golden Robots Bill will provide a JJUUGEE number of jobs, and will be done with all-American gold
     
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    Maybe we needs massive wall in South country in America and it is big finans or only USA get Texas border into Mexico. 90 or 50 percents wall in Southern border. But clear maybe not to build that South wall. 90 percent or nothing else. 19 or 20 billion USD to build 90 percent. We let Texas pay or nothing border else.
     
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    But of course will be made in China, use Russian gold, and we will pay for it all because we know how the President really is....
     
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    Spell check is your friend.
     
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    I am writing in the dialect of Trump. For example, I know bigly is not a word and that it is China, and huge. #whereisyoursenseofhumor?
     
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    [​IMG] :D
     
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    Yes, many nutters on this forum.
    Sad but true.
     
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    No, you simply hate the President.


    You are not funny.
     
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    Their control HQs will be manned by beautiful hostesses. Sexy, classy hostesses, the best ever. Not these ugly slobs. Eights or better. Believe me. From Easter Rope. Their uniforms will be designed by Ivanka and Kellyanne right here. It will be yuuuuge.

    PS: Sorry, DoctorWho, I just couldn't resist.
     
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    Lol the right is the one always saying political correctness needs to die. Why can't we make fun of him when he says stupid statements? Where is your sense of humor. By the way if this STORY offends you I can find you a safe space to cry in.
     
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    ....and they will be named Biglybots!
     
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