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  1. Ddyad

    Ddyad Well-Known Member

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    Didn't the 101st Airborne Division issue clickers before their D-Day jump?
    Paratroopers and nuns ... fortunately they wear distinctive uniforms to avoid any confusion.
     
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    Looks a bit like my 50's hearthtrob actress Mari Blanchard.
    Man,could she wiggle.I, like me them wiggle chicks.
    Proilly more now than ever.
    My goal is to be a maturing Dirty Old Man.
    I think I'm about half there.
     
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    I saw a movie { War Movie with John Wayne } just within the last
    6 months that had clickers.I believe it was - Sands of Iwo Jima - { 1949 }.
    John Wayne had a real weakness as a movie star.He copped-out
    of serving in the 2nd World War.
    Which was rather odd since his Director buddy John Ford did
    some courageous and great documentaries,that were shot during
    the actual combat missions in the Pacific.Some of those documentaries
    were just recently discovered.
     
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    On a personal note, I finally mastered
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    according to my friend. I just have to make sure not to eat or drink anything for hours prior, because of my darn reflux
     
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    Wowzers. Congratulations. How long have you been trying to do that? Looks really painful.
     
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    My boss looked tired so I emailed him this and he cracked up

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Today is LAW day.

    Long Ass Wednesday.
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    the real mountain dew

     
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    It took a while since I am not attending classes and I am not as flexible as I would like to be. One of my friends is really great at it, and we have been skyping back and forth so that she can correct my positions. It is a bit awkward but it works.
     
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    I had a female math teacher from England. She told me if I didn't learn anything else in her class I was going to learn this. "The hypotenuse of a right triangle is the square root of the sum of the square of the other two sides". At the start of class I had to recite this. I did learn at least one thing in her class. She was the best math teacher I ever had. Now its just A squared + B squared = C squared.
     
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    My algebra teacher was a pain in the rear. She actually corrected our spelling errors and dogged us for not being neat. Halfway through the semester, and when algebra finally started to make sense, I realized that she was teaching us to pay attention to details, which made all the difference.
    Thanks Mrs. C, I remember you fondly.
     
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    OMG...I had a tough time with algebra. Quadratic equations....etc.
     
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    At least you remember some of the lingo. I have forgotten more than they ever taught me.
     
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    Me too. I can recall a problem. It showed a square it was 64 inches in area and I had to figure the length of the sides...so I wrote 8. I lost three points for not showing the math. I told the teacher I didn't need the math. He told me I didn't need the three points.
     
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    There was once a Lady named Manoli
    who just loved her Ravioli
    being quite clever,
    no way she'd ever,
    Marry some schtoop named Harry.
     
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    3 pts huh.? I get it a Football quiz.
    Like what happens if Broadway Joe { Joe Namath } shows up
    for the playoff game late with a chick on each arm.
    He's also wearing a designer Raccoon coat with New York style
    cowboy boots and a little Goober Ball cap { like what Goober wore
    on Andy Griffith }. Does he deserve to be penalized a couple pts.?
    I think that may have been a extra point essay question on my
    sophomore years PSAT exam.I mean,somethin close.
     
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    Good morning, heavy drinkers. Line em up, Im ready


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    I like your motivation
     
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    There once was an algebra teacher from Albany.
    She knew not her curds and ways
    But sure knew how many turds
    a flock of students could make
    when on break,
    from her.
     
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    Popcorn Sutton made real mountain dew. Nothing else compares
     
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    We got three points for the math and one for the right answer. It was college algebra and they were more worried about getting the math right and following the rules than getting the right answer. So you could get points even if you had a wrong answer.
     
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