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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    One can either finish their broccoli or Not
    finish their broccoli.But not finishing one's
    broccoli will mean you cannot leave the table.
    Lessons in Broccoli discipline.
     
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    Now we know our missing bartender really is indispensible.
     
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    my guess is the reason why the alpha's have retaken power is because only they know how to show mercy to the abused.

    it is similar to when a poor battered woman returns to the abuser for financial security and 'love'.

    the twisted irony is that the privileged beta's are actually the greater evil to those like them who are poorer, at least for the time being as arrogance appears to have a way of undoing the powerful. wendy's has the better deal this time around in my humble opinion.

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    We certainly do need someone to make the coffee.
     
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    Perk.....Did someone say Coffee.

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    god is a slob who eats fast food, not broccoli. persecute slobs and persecute god at thy table.

     
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    someone smart once said “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt"

     
  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, barflies. Who needs more coffee? ;)

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    Perk.....Coffee. mmmmm!

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    Well, you were certainly missed.
    I am sure you noticed. ;-)
     
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    Ooh! Me! Pick me. Pick me.
     
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    Yep....a day without the Hostess with the Mostess. Makes for a very long long day. :sad:

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Missed you guys, but ever once in awhile, ya gotta step away. :rolleyes:

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    Did ya miss my leering at ya, and my special hug. [​IMG]




    Btw, I was off duty as the Pianoman. So that's not Sexual Harassment. :razz:
     
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    I did, darlin. Life is dull without the sweet talker from Chicago. ;)
     
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    One can either Start the day off or pretend to start the day off.
    I did that very effectively in college.I wasted the days away,
    waiting till night.When Beer drinking,and Pot Smoking and bar
    hopping was almost heaven sent.
    One reason was ... I was never not busy as a beaver growing
    up in both Grade School,then High school.
    I played sports,was an Altar boy,a patrol boy and took
    piano lessons for 5 years.Attended Charm school { Dancing school }
    every other friday and had a paper route in 8th grade.Plus bought
    a folk guitar and took guitar lessons.
    Plus I was not allowed to leave the dinner table until I finished
    all my vegetables.
    Going off to college was the first time in my life I knew
    what free time was.I dint waste it.I was near professional at
    goofing-off and procrastination.
    So ... Have a Nice Day.
     
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    Hmmm. I dint knowed that.
    That Chris Farley was a " sweet talker ".
    [ onstage to rock the crowd after smoking a huge rastafari
    joint with some Hip Hoppers ] in - Black Sheep - {1996}
    " yea ... Kill Whitey " [ crowd goes silent ].
    " Oops "
     
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    Yeah, yeah... missed you too, Foolie. :rock_slayer:
     
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    The guys who sold pot and coke when I was in college were high calibre AHs - so I was never tempted to use the stuff - a lucky break.
     
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    Online training day.

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    Can I substitute hot chocolate for coffee? I need a relax and unwind, not a rev up and go.....
     
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    Absolutely. You have this relaxing hot chocolate and I'll have your revved up coffee.

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    Online training is the pits, topped only by classroom training. :(
     
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    Can one have both Coffee,Tea and that New Hottie Checkout
    Babe in hotpants at the cloakroom.Or should one just skip the
    fluids and get down to brass tacks.
     
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    Huh, what.....what was that? [​IMG]
     
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