Editorial: We Believe Donald Trump When He Says He Misspoke

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  1. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    The shovel meets the bovine byproduct and a cloud of fetid steam envelops the ether.

    Donald Trump shoveled the byproduct back and forth a few times before his loyal supporters were convinced they could believe either that Donald Trump did or Donald Trump didn't.

    The final act was Sarah Sanders blessing the shovel as a gift from above.

    http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/07/18/editorial-we-believe-donald-trump-when-he-says-he-misspoke/

     
  2. trucker

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    and we love the way he throws it at the leftist media as it sticks on thier forehead:icon_shithappens::icon_shithitsthefan:frustrated:and then they go :spin:..:laughing:
     
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  3. Steve N

    Steve N Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    For a moment I thought the party of hate dumped Pelosi as their spokesman. But then I saw this at the bottom of the page:
    THE SHOVEL IS AUSTRALIA’S SATIRE NEWS SITE

    The left is being influenced by foreigners.....again.
     
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  4. highntight

    highntight Banned

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    I don't know what your thinking but sissy pants Trump was a embarrassment. What a *****.
     
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    trucker Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    not to me, you must be thin skin i guess:rolleyes:
     
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No he wasn't, only the left thinks he was but they don't like him to begin with and they will always make this claim about everything and anything he ever does.
     
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  7. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    What's to like? Lying? Fornicating? Treason? Grifting.
     
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    trucker Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    hes our secret weapon you all cant figure out yet:laughing:
     
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I would suggest you put him on trial for treason since you are claiming he's guilty of it.
     
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    highntight Banned

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    I just find tough talking Nancy boys irritating is all.
     
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    trucker Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    so thats your emotional weakness:furious::grandma: got it:)
     
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    I sure as hell don't.

    Trump has proven that he just wings whatever he says, it would be more of a defense to just come out and admit that he acts like a salesman more than a politician.

    Coming out and saying he misspoke so often is a cop out IMO
     
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    This x 10000000! And it's painfully obvious to anyone with a shred of objectiveness. It's the reason he should NEVER have been allowed to meet with putin without aides in the room. There really is no telling what was promised.
     
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    yeah he might of gave califorina:hippie: away with a trade to back out of ukraine, no lost for us of course:razz:
     
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    Did you get that from the same fake news site that you started this thread with?
     
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    Or he might have made concessions that do damage us. There's absolutely no telling with the way trump just spews nonsense. There's no excuse for his handlers to allow that meeting without adult supervision. I know it and you know it.
     
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    Oh boy that stung.
     
  18. Denizen

    Denizen Well-Known Member

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    Fox?
     
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    No, he's Putin's secret weapon in Russia's war against us.


    Mueller's working on it.
     
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    What war? You guys criticized Palin and Romney and called Russia our friends, but now they’re our enemies. Who was president when Russia went from friend to foe? Pro tip: he released terrorists so they could kill again
     
  22. The Mello Guy

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    Only liberals like Lindsay graham, McCain, Gowdy, Romney, Jeb, Tim Scott, Paul Ryan, cocaine Mitch and about a million others.
     
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    All the people you don't like.

    That's interesting.
     
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    I was trying to be optimistic and convince myself no one was self-deceptive enough to buy this crap. No such luck.
     
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    Isn’t it? So much for it being partisan
     

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