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If you had one question to ask GOD.

Discussion in 'Religion & Philosophy' started by AboveAlpha, Dec 27, 2015.

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  1. yasureoktoo

    yasureoktoo Banned

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    What are the numbers for the next mega-millions.
     
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    If you had one question to ask GOD.

    WTF is wrong with you!!!!
     
    tecoyah, Nov 11, 2018
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    I listened to a lecture two times yesterday that I think by reading between the lines that may explain this..........

    I think that G-d is working out a plan to save the fallen angels........
    Stanley Milgram (Lucifer) Satan...... Abner Paul (Azazel) Baalzebub..... and of course...... Lilith (who many Jews will only say her name as three letters... LLT.... because they fear her ) ........
    who may have married another version of Adam that may have existed even before the Adam and Eve of Genesis fame......??

    Edgar Cayce stated that there had been five Edens.... and five Adam and Eve couples...... over millennia or perhaps millions of years before the Adam and Eve of Gensis.......

    That is what I get out of this amazing message anyway:

     
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    If clearly and indisputable confronted by 'God', all questions would already have been answered.
     
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    "Your are terrible at your job. May I please speak to your boss?"
     
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    Are you bi-polar
     
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    What question would you like me to ask?
     
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    Where are my car keys.
     
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    Why did you create a universe logically incompatible with your existence?
     
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    What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
     
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    What happens to the missing sock when you take your laundry out of the dryer?
     
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    Satan has it.
     
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    What does he use them for? Doesn't he have hooves?
     
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    condoms melt in Hell.
     
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    Condoms? Isn't it hell?
     
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    He doesn't pass them out, he uses them on the patrons.
     
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    It's hell for them too
     
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    Where are my car keys?
     
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    Yup...... that is what former Atheist Ms. Beverly Brodsky reported after her NDE.....

    https://www.near-death.com/religion/judaism/beverly-brodsky.html

     
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    Why did you instruct people to kill each other based on which slot of religion roulette they landed in?
     
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    Aha ha..... you are speaking metaphorically.......
    and you are thinking about how to unleash Moshiach Consciousness in some major form through your heart, mind and body...........

    Wow.... like Wayne and Garth in the presence of Alice Cooper..... I am not worthy!!!!!!! I am not worthy!!!! I am NOT WORTHY!!!!!


    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...reason-is-he-onto-something-important.401732/
     
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    An intriguing question indeed!!!!!!!!!

    I think that I have came close to answering that in this discussion.........
    maybe......

    http://www.politicalforum.com/index...start-an-online-outreach-to-satanists.517921/

    Perhaps..... this is all an elaborate plan to restore Azazel, Lucifer, Lilith and the gang to genuine love, truth, light..... and LIFE......
     
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    I thought about what I'd ask god then came to the conclusion I'm not sure I want to know the answer lol.

    Life is about a bit of mystery, sometimes the question is better than the answer.

    But also most mornings where are my car keys is also valid.
     
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    I am 59 and I admit that such simple questions are indeed becoming more and more and more and more important to me!
     
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    what did you drink that caused you to urinate for 40 days and 40 nights...
     
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