How do I become an illegal immigrant?

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  1. stratego

    stratego Well-Known Member

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    Illegal immigrants come into our country, get welfare for free, get free medicare, sleep with our women, and pay no taxes. Democrats of course won't stop them because illegals vote Democrat.

    I ****ing hate taxes. I like sleeping with our women. I'll take welfare and medicare for free as long as I'm not taxed for it. I think any American who wants it should have the ability to give up their US citizenship and upgrade to illegal immigrant status. I can still vote Republican because no one is stopping me.

    Democrats might tell you that illegals pay taxes and get none of the benefits. Well if you don't think they do then don't become an illegal, but don't stop those of us who do think so from becoming one. With the benefits that illegals get, I bet there are millions who would love to be illegals.
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    Except they do pay taxes, they aren't eligible for most welfare, and those aren't "your" women.
     
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    Hoosier8 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    You mean all those guys taking $10 an hour in cash are paying taxes?
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    The handful of those being paid under the table are not. For the most part, they do. If the OP would have us believe that he'd rather make $10 an our in cash and be constantly in hiding, then he can go do that if he wants.
     
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    Hoosier8 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Handful? Are you kidding?
     
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    Collateral Damage Well-Known Member

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    If they are illegal, they do not have a social security number of their own, which means it's likely a stolen identity. They will usually claim a high enough number of dependents to not have federal tax withheld.

    What they are actually doing, is violating someone else's life, by creating a tax liability for whomever actually possess that social security number, which then takes time and aggravation on the rightful owner to sort it out with e SSA and the IRS.

    Obviously, you have no clue what really goes on. Educate yourself, and pray it never happens to you.
     
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    They should not get any government bebefit including welfare
     
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    ECA Well-Known Member

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    Why do you believe illegals get free medicare?

    According to the Social Security Administration’s requirements for entitlement, they must be 65 years old, a U.S. resident and either a citizen or a lawful permanent resident who has lived in the country continuously for the five years immediately preceding the month all other requirements are met.

    Steven Wallace, a community health sciences professor at the University of California, Los Angeles, told PolitiFact in an email that undocumented immigrants aren’t eligible for either Medicare or Social Security.

    "You have pay into those systems for 10 years to be eligible and need a valid social security number to do so," Wallace wrote. "When undocumented immigrants work with a SS number, it is either fake or someone else’s. So they pay into the system but are unable to claim benefits."

    What specific welfare programs do you believe illegals are getting?
     
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    If an illegal over 65 gets sick he will do the same thing he did when he was 64

    Go to the emergency room and suck off the American tit
     
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    I would suggest you don't renounce you citizenship, leave the country and sneak back in because:

    Illegal immigrants can not vote period. Even legal immigrants cannot vote in national elections

    They cannot qualify for Medicare.
    "According to the Social Security Administration’s requirements for entitlement, they must be 65 years old, a U.S. resident and either a citizen or a lawful permanent resident who has lived in the country continuously for the five years immediately preceding the month all other requirements are met…
    "You have pay into those systems for 10 years to be eligible and need a valid social security number to do so," Wallace wrote. "When undocumented immigrants work with a SS number, it is either fake or someone else’s. So they pay into the system but are unable to claim benefits."

    https://www.politifact.com/facebook...documented-immigrants-dont-get-medicare-free/

    A majority of them must pay taxes through paycheck deductions and sales taxes.

    You may get some forms of welfare, but it will be more difficult.

    As far as what women sleep with you that would be up to the women.
     
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    The answer is, sneak across the border into Mexico. Once you are caught, you can expect excellent treatment with a place to sleep, food, and some water occasionally. You might have to share a bunk with a few other guys, the food is mainly beans and a tortilla.
     
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    So illegals aren't on Medicare. Thanks.
     
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    Hopefully not

    But they are still a dreain on our social services
     
  14. ECA

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    No...not hopefully not. They aren't.

    Yes, they are a drain on ER depts.
     
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    Jestsayin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    One or two of them must be doing something well. They are carrying millions in cash out of the country and back to Africa n suitcases.
    http://www.fox9.com/news/investigators/millions-of-dollars-in-suitcases-fly-out-of-msp-but-why
     
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    If an illegal being paid in cash has a bunch of kids, they are certainly draining our resources. They're not earning enough to pay Federal Income taxes nor contributing enough to cover the costs of their children. And if they're smart, they apply for welfare for those children, since they're now citizens. They're using ERs for free. They're driving around without a license often enough and certainly no insurance either. So if they hit you, they flee. My rates are raised due to having to cover myself against people with no insurance and in S. Florida, there are A LOT. Due to little grasp of English, taxes are spent accounting for them in all services. That adds up fast. The cost to make EVERYTHING bilingual is quite incredible and delutes resources. CA has a water shortage due to the influx. The roadways are driven on more which forces more maintenance. Generational govt. dependance is a drain. Poor, uneducated people are more a drain than educated, self sufficient members of society and illegals ALWAYS fall into the dependant class. They wouldn't be illegal otherwise.

    Illegals are a drain on our society in every measurable way. Get educated.
     
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  18. ECA

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    Pay attention to what I actually replied to. Learn how to comprehend what you read, Richard
     
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    You are what you eat. And America is ingesting the third world at a lethal rate.

    RIP U.S.
     
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    They don't hide, what are you talking about?

    They hold marches and demand that they have rights.

    lol

    All you have to do is make it to a sanctuary city in California and you are home free.
     
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    Democrats care more about Illegals than Americans.
     
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    Shouldn't your bitch be with the fat cat Americans like your witless leader Dirty Donald who hire the illegals and take advantage of their cheap labor with no benefits???
     

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