Biden vs trump

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    Biden: Trump is an existential threat to the country. If we have eight years of trump, it will change the character of the nation!

    trump: Joe a stupid dummy head. And my lover Kim says he a stupid dummy head too.
     
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    trump: Psssssst, he's not Joe anymore. He's fake Joe made by the Chinese in Kenya while everyone was distracted by the Muslims celebrating the 911 attack, in Jersey.
     
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    Biden: trump tells the Iowa farmers going broke that you have to be tough! It's easy to be tough when someone else is bearing the brunt of the pain.

    trump: Hillary is a crook. Lock her up!
     
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    Biden: “With Trump gone, you’re going to begin to see things change, Because these folks know better. They know this isn’t what they’re supposed to be doing...congressional Republicans are aware they are engaged in something that’s wrong... He is deliberately and completely ignoring the legitimate authority of the Congress, and he’s doing it with the full complicity of the Republicans in Congress, who know better.”

    trump: He crazy man. He old. He dumb. He slow. He sleepy.
     
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    trump: There was no collusion! There was no collusion!!! But if the Chinese or Russians offered to collude to influence the election, sure, I'd collude.
     
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    Someone forgot their Xanax this morning
     
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    Biden: Make america, America again!

    trump: While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
     
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    Is this a campaign thread for Biden?

    (Hope TDS isnt terminal!)

    :omg:
     
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    Biden: "In the Obama-Biden administration," Biden said, "we got China to cut cyber-theft — it's gotten significantly worse under this administration."

    trump: Is someone coughing while I'm talking? Lock him up!!!
     
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    US Intelligence: Pssssssst, in order to protect the nation, we've planted malware in Russian power systems, communications, and other critical infrastructure. If they mess with us we can take them out.

    But whatever you do, DON'T TELL TRUMP!

    Trump: Was someone coughing while I was talking?
     
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    Biden: I want to fund cancer researchers for a run to the finish line and end the scourge of cancer.

    Trump: I want to round up millions of illegals.
     
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    What about the truth bothers you?

    I know! It's the truth! ;)
     
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    Biden: I've fought for civil rights my entire career.

    Trump: I could grab their pssys without even asking. You can do that when you're famous.
     
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    Heres the truth... Bidens been in DC for the last 50 yrs and done absolutely nothing of note. Hes old, hes tired and hes half senile. Perfect Dem.

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    Biden: I realize it is my responsibility to not invade the space of anyone who's uncomfortable in this regard.

    Trump: I didn't rape her. She's not my type!

    Big pictures don't do any more than owning a big truck, when you are coming up short. ;)
     
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    Biden to Putin: ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul.’” Pressed on if the anecdote was true, Biden confirmed, “absolutely, positively.. And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’” Biden said. “This is who this guy is!”

    Trump: 'What I say to him [Putin] is none of your [The American people's] business
     
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    Biden: Now was I wrong a few weeks ago, to somehow give the impression to people that I was praising those men who I successfully opposed time and again? Yes, I was. I regret it. I'm sorry for any of the pain or misconception that I caused anybody,

    Trump: ...Jeffrey Epstein is a terrific guy, and “fun! It’s even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
    -Trump told New York Magazine in 2002 for a profile on Epstein

    Epstein was just arrested for sex trafficking minors.
     
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    The difference between Joe and Don is that the previous actually grabs not just young, but even underaged females.
     
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    Glad to see this thread is in Humor section. Exactly what he is, a joke.

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    The first thing I'm going to do as President, is clean the oval office with Clorox. - Kirsten Gillibrand.
     
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