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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Proof that pigs can fly.

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    HereWeGoAgain, Jun 23, 2019
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    Indeed
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    Liberty Monkey, Jun 23, 2019
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    Never cook burgers naked.
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    They'll take away your van
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 23, 2019
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    Its clear that the key divide in this country is no longer Leave/Remain or North/South but between -
    People who think a late night screaming row between a couple is domestic abuse,
    and - People who’ve been married...
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 23, 2019
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    Q: What do jedi's revert to when their mind tricks don't work?
    A: Rohypnol
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 23, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Jun 23, 2019
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    I found something better than Netflix!


    Women parking on you tube


    Will she make it? Won't she?
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 24, 2019
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    If Love child is the modern term for a Bastard.
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    Love Island must be the collective term.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 24, 2019
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    So painful that I can’t watch.
     
    Sallyally, Jun 24, 2019
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    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache." :cynic:
     
    BaghdadBob, Jun 24, 2019
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    Don't know about anyone else but I found it hilarious
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 25, 2019
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    There are two things I hate in this world... Intolerance to other cultures
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    and Asians.
     
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    The worst part of being bitten by a poisonous spider is that
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    You are probably Australian,
     
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    You sure?
     
    Sallyally, Jun 25, 2019
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    Did you know all mushrooms are edible
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    It's just some only once
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Jun 25, 2019
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    I don't carry a donor card.
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    I find it depressing enough the number of women who rejected my organ whilst I've been alive
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 25, 2019
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    +1 :(
     
    BaghdadBob, Jun 25, 2019
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    Try a ribbon, women love to untie ribbons.....
     
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    Very funny.
     
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    What do you do if a crazed angry woman is attacking you with a knife?
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    Chuck some bread, butter, ham and mayo in front of her and the overwhelming desire to make a sandwich will kick in ;)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Jun 25, 2019
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    CADCEE4D-E08A-4278-8D0D-5E90C8661A1C.jpeg
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Jun 25, 2019
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    Only 6 months to Xmas
     
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