Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    If Jack was Black

     
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    Why dont tampons talk to each other?




    Cause theyre stuck up c u n ts.....
     
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    I can't believe how many times I've been let down by the people who had arranged to come and fix my broken doorbell!
     
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    Whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?




    Your mom cant take a joke....
     
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    Do they know to knock?
     
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    If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
     
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    A man decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper...
    ... he would need but he knew that the Irishman who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.
    "Murphy," he asked, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"
    "Ten" said Murphy.
    So the fellow bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job. It looked wonderful, but he had 2 rolls of wallpaper left over.
    "Murphy," he said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 left over!"
    "That's funny," said Murphy. "So did I."
     
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    Summers here.
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    Guess who's in the 16-20C zone which I bet it's hotter there in your winter lol.

    And poor Nonnie well Temps the same but he's up north poor bastard. Could be worse though Rhetoric is in London and have you seen the price of a Shandy?

    ;)
     
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    Its 2 degrees Celsius on my back verandah and there’s ice on the car.
    Let them drink water!
     
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    My girlfriend said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate... I was so shocked I almost tripped over my c*ck!
     
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    London water gives you man boobs although for Rhetoric it might be too late...... ;)
     
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    Like this?
     
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    I recently took a pole... ...and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
     
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    "Come into the bedroom and I'll show you a good time," I said to the wife... When she came up I showed her pictures of me and my mates before I met her!
     
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    I bought Rosie a pug dog yesterday.
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    Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!
     
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    Times are really hard for people who are different and on benefits. I've got a friend who's a dwarf.
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    He's struggling to put food on the table!
     
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    After #MeToo I don't let anyone fondle my knockers
     
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    I just checked temps in Oz it's 5c colder than UK but your in winter and we're in summer lol
     
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    thanks for the excuse to re-post :D, truth is, any excuse 'll do:

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    Old jokes never die they just get stolen by Amy Schumer who tacks "Vagina" on the end.
     
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    A father and son went fishing one day.
    After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
    The father thought for a moment, then replied, "I don't rightly know, son."
    The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?"
    Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
    A little later the boy asked, "Why is the sky blue?"
    Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
    Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
    "Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions ... you'll never learn anything!"
     
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