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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Just correcting an error.
    One is an image or depiction the other is a language in picture form.
     
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    Montegriffo, Aug 12, 2019
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    That joke is as old as @Sallyally but still a good one.
     
    Nonnie, Aug 12, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Do you know what I don't understand?

    Hieroglyphics.
     
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    Nonnie, Aug 12, 2019
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  4. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Haha
     
    Sallyally, Aug 12, 2019
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    Sally does.
     
    StillBlue, Aug 12, 2019
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    The scribes told us that one when I was in early papyrus writing.
     
    Sallyally, Aug 12, 2019
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    Mr_Truth, Aug 12, 2019
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    I find viagra takes half an hour to take effect. By then, the woman has normally wriggled free.
     
    Nonnie, Aug 13, 2019
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    I don't call it rape, I call it a cuddle with a struggle.

    (Sorry if that's been posted in the past, it was sent to me last night and it tickled me)
     
    Nonnie, Aug 14, 2019
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    What a coincidence, I call cuddle with a struggle rape.
     
    StillBlue, Aug 14, 2019
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    upload_2019-8-14_10-30-47.png
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 14, 2019
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    Surprise sex is the correct term
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 14, 2019
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    There's a man trying to cross the street.

    As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.
    The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.
    So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him.
    By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.
    The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and stops next to the man.
    The driver rolls down the window. It's a squirrel.
    It says, "Not as easy as it looks is it."
     
    Sallyally, Aug 14, 2019
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    An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard ...
    I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
    He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.
    An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
    The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.
    Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
    The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
    "He lives in a home with ten children -- He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
    He lives in a home with ten children -- He's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"
     
    Sallyally, Aug 16, 2019
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Liberty Monkey, Aug 17, 2019
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    Love the onion.
     
    Sallyally, Aug 17, 2019
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    Why do Hong Kong police like to show up to work early?
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    To beat the crowd.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Aug 17, 2019
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    This joke would have still worked with a mere three children maybe a few as two, maybe even one of the wrong kinda child!
     
    ToddWB, Aug 17, 2019
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    What is the significance of these numbers?

    2,4,6,8,18,20,22

    It's the postman's round in Lockerbie.
     
    Nonnie, Aug 17, 2019
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    Hope they've figured it out.
     
    Nonnie, Aug 17, 2019
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    When I was born, the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother. He quickly apologized and said it was an involuntary reaction. Then he looked at me for a moment, apologized to my mother again and asked if she can tell which end he is supposed to slap.
     
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    Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
    [​IMG]
     
    Sallyally, Aug 17, 2019
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    Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these damn wicker chairs."
     
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    What are you talking about? Every one is a naked woman, or women.
     
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