Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Can never get enough of this...
     
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    Beware of troughs and washing machines!
     
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    Having laundry issues are we?
     
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    Was a reply to a prior post- I mucked it up.
     
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    A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
    The judge asks her "First offender?"
    She replies "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
     
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    Do you dig graves?”
    “Yeah, they’re alright.”
     
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    What did the Velcro inventor’s grave say?
    RIP
     
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    My doctor said that I should stop mixing coffee and redbull
    He’s just jealous that I can lock a drawer and still have time to throw the key inside
     
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    Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity.
    There were just too many elephants in the room.
     
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    I saw a guy at the flower store. He was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife. He said “It’s crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that’s just going to die.”
    I said “I know... And you gotta buy them flowers...”
     
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    A crazy guy went inside a police station and stole all the K-9 units' leashes. Police says they have no leads
     
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    A grasshopper walked into a bar and asked for a beer.
    The bartender then asked “ Do you know there’s a drink named after you?”
    Grasshopper answered “What, Kevin?”
     
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    Something somebody wrote about Elizabeth Warren being 1000 made me think of this video of Gilbert Gottfried roasting Joan Rivers. So tasteless but so funny!

     
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    “A flurry of bats” - OMG!
     
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    Just got arrested at the Bureau De Change. I wanted to change my Vietnamese currency back into sterling.

    So I asked the lady at the counter if she wanted to Pound my Dong...
     
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    You should have asked her is would please Pound your Dong. A little courtesy goes a long way.
     
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    For real though, this is me; I see Italy, I see China, I'm like 'First it was pasta, now it's covid-19...'
     
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    Customer to sales girl, I'm here for the crazy pant's half off sale.
    Salesgirl, Yes I know....I can clearly see your nuts.
     
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    I know! So inappropriate.......goo bazookas and custard cannons, oh my.......:roflol:


    Jeff Ross could barely contain himself.
     
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    Cant believe i allowed myself to become hooked on Sea Fishing.


    I just couldn't resist the pier pressure.
     
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    I give my lesbian daughter a pittance in pocket money, yet she somehow manages to enjoy a more luxurious lifestyle than myself.

    Her girlfriend told me they're eating out every night.
     
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