Thief in the night

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  1. Bowerbird

    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Okay this is just plain cute

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-03/quoll-caught-breaking-into-bottle-shop/12316334

    BTW “bottle shop” = liquor store

    Here is a better view of the thief


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    Maybe he just wanted to get drunk before having his first and last fling - see the sex life of a Quoll comes under *fast and furious” and only lasts about 3-4 weeks



    https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/archived/bushtelegraph/sexy-quolls/5913630
     
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    StillBlue Well-Known Member

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    He needs a new alarm company. Normally small objects can't set it off.
    I'm reminded of when the University in town put a new alarm system in their rare book library. The library included a Gutenberg bible and an original Shakespeare folio, those two alone were worth tens of millions so you can imagine the response it would get when the alarm went off, three police and three fire depts. The alarm kept going off in the early hours of the morning and they couldn't figure out why so they had people stationed nearby to observe. Now this system was so sensitive it could detect rodents because a single rat could do millions in damages. It turns out the problem was delivery trucks driving past vibrating the window. Juuuust a tad too sensitive.
     
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    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Poor little lads.
     
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