TRUMP LANDSLIDE REELECTION VICTORY PARTY COUNTDOWN THREAD

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Will Trump win reelection in a landslide?

  1. Yes, this train has no brakes.

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  2. No, I haven't left my basement in nine months.

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  1. Wulfschilde

    Wulfschilde Active Member

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    92 days until God Emperor Trump crushes Dementia Joe, assuming that Sleepy Joe Biden ever leaves his basement without seeing his own shadow. If he sees his shadow that's another 2 months of COVID lockdowns.

    Meanwhile, a Trump-supporting bear was spotted in North Carolina. Even the bears wants to KAG:
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    Trump's campaign is on fire. I read an article which said that every single voting district in Pennsylvania has become more Republican since 2016. Every. Single. One. Go and Google that trying to prove me wrong, haters!

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    modernpaladin Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If all the farmers and construction workers across America take a couple hours off the job to actually frickin vote this year, Trump wins.

    If they keep playing the 'my vote doesn't matter' game...

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    Yes this train has no brakes and when it runs completely off the rails it'll provoke a blue landslide. This will be a huge benefit to the US and the world for the most part so even Donald and his cronies will benefit.

    He clearly doesn't want to be re-elected since he's doing everything in his power to sabotage his own election but his sycophants are too blind to realize it. Have you wondered why the press is not invited to the GOP convention vote? Who gives up that kind of free publicity? Either their platform is so bad none want to be seen with it, they're embarrassed to be seen voting for Trump OR, and this the most likely, they're going to vote someone else as their candidate and they want to be somewhere else when the merde hits the fan with Trump's base.
     
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    Cue memes on the Trump train

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    Here is another

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    I DO like this one!
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    Great post!
     
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    I love the Lincoln project
     
  9. Wulfschilde

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    83 days left until God Emperor Trump burns the heretics at the polls.

    Recently, the forces of chaos selected an ex-cop to help lead their defund/abolish the police efforts. Although some of us understand why this would be effective, word on the street is that many rank and file minions and underlings feel betrayed. Here was one man's reaction when we told him that Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate:
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    But really, what choice did Kamala have? This could have been her:
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    US Conservative Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I propose we get the band back together and initiate the second great meme war.
     
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    Oh the memes of Kamala sucking for success will be epic. Nothing better than the author of the Clinton Crime bill which put away more blacks picking a former DA who put many blacks away and denied their release after their sentence was up for slave labor for CA as a reason for the black community to vote democrat.
     
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    Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. That should be a healthy motto for both sides.
     
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    Its gonna be awesome. Fun too.
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    Trump don't stand a chance

     
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    many Republicans regret voting for Trump

     
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    I think Biden will win and this will be a scene from the victory party.

    I’m not allowed to show this by order of the US DNC but this is from the rehearsals that started a couple days ago.

    I, of course, am in hiding in a non descript windmill.

    That’s Joe and he officially approved this choreography.

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    Sarcasm from me guy and as I lost a family member to a brain tumor, your post is inappropriate and not funny!!
    Clear?
     
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    Ronstar Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    really sick that white conservatives see Trump as their "God Emperor".
     
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    Oh no!
     
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    I do not but am no longer in the US.
    You guys sowed the wind and Biden is your whirlwind.
    But that’s a biblical analogy and therefore anathema to the US Democratic Party.
    Still you might want to look it up.
     
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    Got us shaking in our boots.
     
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    Perhaps you should consider moving out of the windmill then?
     
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    Sarcasm again and not directed at you.
    Perhaps you could direct your humor at those suffering from the horrifying effects of cancer infiltrating their brains which is their only human connection to the outside world.
    You find this hilarious while I do not as I see how this wastes human beings and their loved ones from my own personal experience.
     
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  25. StillBlue

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    WOW, you must absolutely hate Trump then.
     

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