Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    We don't normally get such well reasoned posts in this thread.
     
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    There you go, going off half bracketed again.
     
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    dammed mouse hung up!
     
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    Please no more Trump sexually abused me cases! It changes no one's mind and he'll have Barr settle out if court with taxpayer's money
     
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    Philip Schofield has to give his wife half of his £9m fortune as a divorce settlement.
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    What a bummer.
     
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    What do you call that game where you knock on someone's door then run away?
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    Yodel
     
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    I watched Fantasia last night. First time since college. For you youngsters, back in the days before DVDs, VCRs, 400 channel cable or even the internet, shocking, I know, campus groups showed movies on Fridays and Saturdays in lecture halls to raise funds. Fantasia, 2001 a Space Odyssey and Deep Throat were playing just about every weekend somewhere.

    This also marks the first time that I watched it with no drugs in my system. MAGICAL music! Vibrant colors! Amazing imagery! Flashbacks I haven't suffered in years.
     
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    Ah, yes - Fantasia on acid. The joys of a misspent youth... :applause:
     
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    I've just realised what a dreadful blow Kate McKinnon's career has suffered;



     
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    Warning! Rough.

    A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
     
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    Haven't looked at every post in this thread, but I can't imagine any could more tasteless than this one.
     
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    So TDS finally killed the tasteless humor thread

    RIP Tasteless humor
     
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    Actually, the two of them together in bed is pretty tasteless on both their parts.
     
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    I’m sure you can overcome your distaste.
     
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    A man sat on a train, chewing gum and staring vacantly across the aisle. Eventually, an old woman sitting opposite him leaned across the gap separating them. “It’s no good you speaking to me, young man,” she bellowed. “I went deaf years ago!”
     
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    The Pope and Donald Trump were on stage a couple of years ago in front of a huge admiring and enthusiastic crowd.

    Both powerful men were convinced the gathering adored him more.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump with a grin and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

    Trump smirked and replied skeptically, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

    ...So the Pope slapped him
     
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