Country Wisdom on Joe Biden

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  1. Kurmugeon

    Kurmugeon Well-Known Member

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    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 70 year old Virginia farmer, a Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually, the topic got around to Joe Biden and his possible role as our President.

    The old farmer said, "Well, yah know, Biden is a "Post-Turtle".

    Not being familiar with term, the doctor asked him, what a post-turtle was.

    The old farmer, said "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post, with turtle balanced on top, that is a Post-Turtle.

    The farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

    "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
    he doesn't belong up there,
    he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there,
    he has been elevated beyond his ability to function,
    and you wonder just what kind of dumb-ass put him up there to begin with!"

    And that about sums up the 2020 situation!

    It is an old saw, but a good 'un...
     
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    And EXACTLY what we currently have occupying the White Dirty Donald the POST TURTLE......then we have Mitch the Bitch, aka The Turtle.
     
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    lemmiwinx Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Post turtle Biden is the least of our worries. It's what lurks behind that should scare you.
     
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    (original)late Banned

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    If irony was explosive, this would be measured in gigatons...
     
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    :applause:
     
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    Lol...I heard the same story, but it went this way-

    While vaccinating a 70 year old Virginia farmer against the flu, a Doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
    Eventually, the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as our President.
    The old farmer said, "Well, yah know, Trump is a "Post-Turtle".
    Not being familiar with term, the doctor asked him, what a post-turtle was.
    The old farmer, said "When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post, with turtle balanced on top, that is a Post-Turtle.
    The farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
    "You know he didn't get up there by himself,
    he doesn't belong up there,
    he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there,
    he has been elevated beyond his ability to function,
    and you wonder just what kind of dumb-ass put him up there to begin with!"
     
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    Trump climbed the post himself. The DNC machine placed Biden there
     
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    :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
     
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    LOL, the old "I know he is but so is Trump" GOOD ONE :wierdface::roll:
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    Nope!

    Your wannabe Fascist-in-Chief was BORN as a POST TURTLE.

    He thinks that is how the world is supposed to be because he is too STUPID to know any better.
     
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    Using terms inaccurately as a perjorative, cheapens them.
     
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    Derideo_Te Well-Known Member

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    :roflol:

    Supporters of the wannabe Fascist-in-Chief have no legitimate claim to the "moral high ground".

    :roflol:
     
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    Dear Democrats, one of the cornerstones of fascism is the Government "allows" you to have a business only if they decide it is beneficial to society as a whole. If they do not, they will not allow that business. So please explain to me where our President is doing this. Words have meanings and those meanings matter.
    Another thing you cant do under a fascist system is criticize government, we are free to do plenty of that.
     
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    DENIALISM on your part does NOT alter OBJECTIVE REALITY!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/outl...fdd938-c166-11ea-b4f6-cb39cd8940fb_story.html

    https://www.frontpagelive.com/2020/07/22/trump-fascism/

     
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    Waaaaa! Someone sed sumfin bad about Trump!

    And this is exactly how Trump runs - like all bully’s thinks he has a god given right to insult belittle and demean others but one just one bad word against him and it is meltdown city.

    I used to get upset over anti liberal memes and then I asked myself why was I so invested
     
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    The world will be safer without Trump
     
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    Only silly people call him "fascist" [​IMG]
     
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    We Americans dont care about the ignorant and misinformed opinion of those whose existatence has nothing to do with us. Literally, could care less.
     
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    Thank you for establishing that you do NOT have the relevant subject matter knowledge of this topic.

    Have a nice day!
     
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    Talking to yourself while quoting me is odd....anyhow, good night.
     
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    Did your wannabe Fascist-in-Chief just appoint YOU to be the SOLE spokesperson for ALL Americans? :eek:

    Because your comment above does NOT represent the position of ALL Americans.

    Instead it appears to represent only a small segment of Americans who are "ignorant and misinformed" about REALITY as it pertains to our nation and the rest of the world.
     
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    Oh, burn...baby, what a burn!
     
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    Oh really? Remember when Obama was president and ISIS was constantly releasing horrific mass murder videos from their calaphate? Trump ended that.
     
  25. fmw

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    Now there is a creative thought. Did you come up with that yourself?
     

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