Dream of a White Christmas?

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  1. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    It is not insane to expect a White Christmas in some parts because it is a mathematical certainty.

    Government could cause a White Christmas in other parts, but that is a conspiracy theory.

    Around these parts we say Merry Christmas, who they?



     
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    The last time I ever shoveled snow was 1975, the year we left Michigan.
     
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    Two of the most worthless acts a man can do, mow grass and shovel snow. Grass is gonna keep growing and snow is gonna melt. :frustrated:
     
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    My dream is to head off to Cuba one Christmas on a solo, in some walled off/sheltered resort, and wake up Chirstmas Day, sit by a pool, and order Mojitos all day and just be in a drunken stuper with my Mojitios that Christmas Day on the other side of the world with all my family and friends in other countries, just one Christmas.

    If I'm being honest.
     
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    Shouldn't it be "Have a possibly unhindered day of personal amusement"??

    "Merry Christmas"? WELL!
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    :roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol:
     
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    For me Christmasses need not be white
     
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    Still dreaming? :)
     
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    You mean like Irving Berlin, who wrote White Christmas while he was on vacation in Cuba?
     
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    I prefer snow on Christmas, just because I feel better about worthlessly lounging around the house when theres snow on the ground. But I want it melted before I go back to work.
     
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    Agreed, I live in my "Wilderness Garden". It's just SOOO green and ecologically "woke" you can't STAND it. Sure, I'd like to go out in the hundred degrees and push my lawn mower about but we've all got to make sacrifices for a healthy planet. When my neighbors call I show them my commendations from AOC. If they continue I ask if they would like to help me tend my this year's bumper crop of snakes, sterling indicators of a healthy environment

    I HATE snow. I compare it to rats, one of those things in nature that just have NO good parts at all.
     
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    I love snow - if there is not too much of it.
     
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    Snow is absolutely beautiful. Winter is magical. My place in northern Michigan is in the snow belt off of Lake Michigan. Common to get 12” and more in a day. It can be so still and quite that you can here the snow fall.
    The air is so fresh, so clean and clear. Nothing better then ice fishing with a bottle of jack or a 150 Mile snowmobile cruise. I’ll,take a winter over that 95 degree carp any day
     
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    I'm sorry to tell you this but the cold has rendered you quite mentally ill. A vacation in Aruba watching bikini clad coeds on the beach might salvage some of your IQ if you act before mid-December

    Winter Sports, btw are an oxymoron (I think being thought up by people so cold it has frozen their lungs and the resulting brain damage from lack of oxygen has made them morons)
     
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